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British Expats (https://britishexpats.com/forum/)
-   The Trailer Park (https://britishexpats.com/forum/trailer-park-96/)
-   -   Pet Peeves? (https://britishexpats.com/forum/trailer-park-96/pet-peeves-733083/)

SultanOfSwing Feb 15th 2017 1:28 am
Re: Pet Peeves?
 
Was Izal the stuff they used in school bogs that felt like you were wiping your arse with tracing paper? If so, **** Izal and everything it stands for.

tom169 Feb 15th 2017 1:36 am
Re: Pet Peeves?
 
Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing (Post 12180588)
Was Izal the stuff they used in school bogs that felt like you were wiping your arse with tracing paper? If so, **** Izal and everything it stands for.
I don't know what's worse... school tracing paper or my first job's sandpaper.

SultanOfSwing Feb 15th 2017 1:38 am
Re: Pet Peeves?
 
Originally Posted by tom169 (Post 12180597)
I don't know what's worse... school tracing paper or my first job's sandpaper.
Sandpaper bog roll is worse than tracing paper bog roll any day, I'd say.

Nutmegger Feb 15th 2017 2:03 am
Re: Pet Peeves?
 
Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing (Post 12180588)
Was Izal the stuff they used in school bogs that felt like you were wiping your arse with tracing paper? If so, **** Izal and everything it stands for.
Sounds like the stuff I remember, which rejoiced in the name of Bronco.

SultanOfSwing Feb 15th 2017 2:12 am
Re: Pet Peeves?
 
Originally Posted by Nutmegger (Post 12180636)
Sounds like the stuff I remember, which rejoiced in the name of Bronco.
That could have been it. By the time I got to secondary school they had normal paper, but I remember that ineffective, rough-edged crappy stuff in primary school.

Nutek Feb 15th 2017 2:15 am
Re: Pet Peeves?
 
Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing (Post 12180588)
Was Izal the stuff they used in school bogs that felt like you were wiping your arse with tracing paper? If so, **** Izal and everything it stands for.
Awesome for spreading it around your ass... Not so much for removal.

SultanOfSwing Feb 15th 2017 2:16 am
Re: Pet Peeves?
 
Originally Posted by Nutek (Post 12180646)
Awesome for spreading it around your ass... Not so much for removal.
It turned every shit into a marker top.

Nutek Feb 15th 2017 2:25 am
Re: Pet Peeves?
 
Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing (Post 12180648)
It turned every shit into a marker top.
Possibly due to their hook up with Chad Valley Games. :D

https://photos.smugmug.com/photos/i-...-83dmSGD-M.jpg

SultanOfSwing Feb 15th 2017 2:26 am
Re: Pet Peeves?
 
Originally Posted by Nutek (Post 12180659)
Possibly due to their hook up with Chad Valley Games. :D

https://photos.smugmug.com/photos/i-...-83dmSGD-M.jpg
That's smart, because you'd need something to play with to help pass the time until those things finally got your bumhole clean.

Nutek Feb 15th 2017 2:34 am
Re: Pet Peeves?
 
Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing (Post 12180660)
That's smart, because you'd need something to play with to help pass the time until those things finally got your bumhole clean.
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon....SR300,320_.jpg

SultanOfSwing Feb 15th 2017 2:35 am
Re: Pet Peeves?
 
Originally Posted by Nutek (Post 12180667)
Anyone who has children has played that game for real. Not so fun.

Nutek Feb 15th 2017 2:42 am
Re: Pet Peeves?
 
Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing (Post 12180670)
Anyone who has children has played that game for real. Not so fun.
Do you have to make them eat magnets first?

SultanOfSwing Feb 15th 2017 2:46 am
Re: Pet Peeves?
 
Originally Posted by Nutek (Post 12180674)
Do you have to make them eat magnets first?
No, but that would probably make it more fun.

mrken30 Feb 15th 2017 3:31 am
Re: Pet Peeves?
 
Originally Posted by Nutek (Post 12180659)
Possibly due to their hook up with Chad Valley Games. :D

https://photos.smugmug.com/photos/i-...-83dmSGD-M.jpg
I don't understand the medicated part. How can bog roll be medicated?

SultanOfSwing Feb 15th 2017 3:34 am
Re: Pet Peeves?
 
Originally Posted by mrken30 (Post 12180702)
I don't understand the medicated part. How can bog roll be medicated?
With a germicide, apparently, to keep your ring piece free of nasty bacteria.


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