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Jerseygirl Feb 9th 2017 11:21 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by moneypenny20 (Post 12175766)
How on earth do you get flu and killer diseases from a small area of leg flesh touching a loo seat for a couple of minutes? :confused: The apparent paranoia over a plastic seat is bizarre.:blink: if you're wandering around with weeping boils or broken skin uncovered then you're probably more minging than the last person who sat on that loo.

When I look at the state of some of the people wandering around...there is absolutely no way I want to put my bare bum where theirs has been. I don't care two figs whether it's bizarre, precious etc. I feel the same way about sitting/laying in a bath in a hotel. Yes I do use a toilet seat cover...if there is none available...I use toilet paper to cover the seat. I also avoid touching toilet door handles. I could throw up when I see women putting their bags on the toilet floor...worse still a drinks container or food. I have seen a wrapped burger on the floor of the cubicle next to me. :sick:

Pulaski Feb 9th 2017 11:34 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by moneypenny20 (Post 12175766)
How on earth do you get flu and killer diseases from a small area of leg flesh touching a loo seat for a couple of minutes? ....

How do people get veruccas if it isn't from transitory contact with a wart virus on a damp poolside or changing room floor?

..... if you're wandering around with weeping boils or broken skin uncovered then you're probably more minging than the last person who sat on that loo.
How do you know the last person on the throne didn't have "weeping boils or broken skin uncovered"? :unsure:

dc koop Feb 9th 2017 12:38 pm

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by moneypenny20 (Post 12175801)
But if you're a person concerned by germs on a toilet seat you'd have a plaster on the damaged skin. If you had broken skin and you sat on a probably unhygienic ring of tissue paper, said tissue would be stuck to your broken skin when you got up. Those dispensers of 'gaskets' aren't hermetically sealed, they're in the loo with all the millions of germs.

Living puts you at risk.

Well the gaskets are in dispensers so are about as hygienic as anything can be in a toilet. Don't take the gasket nearest the dispenser slot, pull out one further in. I never take the sheet of face and hand tissue hanging from the dispenser machine. Pull out a couple before tearing one loose

I think I may be hovering on the edges of OCD :lol:

You probably aren't old enough to remember the big wide cloth towels on rollers. God they were horrible

Pulaski Feb 9th 2017 12:44 pm

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by dc koop (Post 12175852)
.... You probably aren't old enough to remember the big wide cloth towels on rollers. God they were horrible

I remember seeing those, though I don't remember where, but I am a lot younger than you, and I think I may be younger than Moneypenny.

dc koop Feb 9th 2017 12:46 pm

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by Jerseygirl (Post 12175816)
When I look at the state of some of the people wandering around...there is absolutely no way I want to put my bare bum where theirs has been. I don't care two figs whether it's bizarre, precious etc. I feel the same way about sitting/laying in a bath in a hotel. Yes I do use a toilet seat cover...if there is none available...I use toilet paper to cover the seat. I also avoid touching toilet door handles. I could throw up when I see women putting their bags on the toilet floor...worse still a drinks container or food. I have seen a wrapped burger on the floor of the cubicle next to me. :sick:

One of the overhead power line foremen where I worked used to sit bare assed naked on the toilet at the finish of work, door wide open eating the leftovers from his lunch. He wasn't doing a number 2 just using the toilet as a handy place to sit before going into the shower.

dc koop Feb 9th 2017 12:50 pm

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by Pulaski (Post 12175856)
I remember seeing those, though I don't remember where, but I am a lot younger than you, and I think I may be younger than Moneypenny.

They were using them at Heathrow airport as late as 1983. I remember having to use one after taking a whizz after getting off the plane

moneypenny20 Feb 9th 2017 1:09 pm

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by dc koop (Post 12175852)
Well the gaskets are in dispensers so are about as hygienic as anything can be in a toilet. Don't take the gasket nearest the dispenser slot, pull out one further in. I never take the sheet of face and hand tissue hanging from the dispenser machine. Pull out a couple before tearing one loose

I think I may be hovering on the edges of OCD :lol:

You probably aren't old enough to remember the big wide cloth towels on rollers. God they were horrible

That's very sweet, thank you.


Originally Posted by Pulaski (Post 12175856)
I remember seeing those, though I don't remember where, but I am a lot younger than you, and I think I may be younger than Moneypenny.

Oh! Shhhhhhh you!

mrken30 Feb 9th 2017 1:20 pm

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by dc koop (Post 12175852)
You probably aren't old enough to remember the big wide cloth towels on rollers. God they were horrible

I had forgotten about those, remember seeing them in pubs. Similar to this, but white and metal from memory.

http://marcquswright.com/wp-content/...-Dispenser.jpg

They still make them here in the US

http://www.darmanco.com/
http://www.mspconverting.com/brands/...industrial.htm

scrubbedexpat091 Feb 9th 2017 2:01 pm

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by Pulaski (Post 12175856)
I remember seeing those, though I don't remember where, but I am a lot younger than you, and I think I may be younger than Moneypenny.

I've seen those towel things a few times, mostly in Mexico and some bars when I lived in Milwaukee back in 2002/2003. Never used one though, grossed me out.

Back in 2002/2003 when I worked at O'hare the toilets there had automatic seat covers, no idea if they still have them or not.

Looks like they may still exist.


Rete Feb 9th 2017 2:42 pm

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I've only seen these in the New Orleans airport. They are a convenience.

dc koop Feb 9th 2017 4:46 pm

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by mrken30 (Post 12175658)
Sounds like the ones I experienced in Italy. These had porcelain foot pads, so were quite posh.

The ones in Indonesia, did no have a handle to hold onto. Next to the hole was a barrel filled with water and a saucepan / scoop to wash the bits down with.

One of the Aussie soldiers in our brigade claimed he could do a number 2 standing straight up over the squatter. He never offered to give a demonstration however and we never asked him

SultanOfSwing Feb 9th 2017 5:04 pm

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by moneypenny20 (Post 12175766)
How on earth do you get flu and killer diseases from a small area of leg flesh touching a loo seat for a couple of minutes? :confused: The apparent paranoia over a plastic seat is bizarre.:blink: if you're wandering around with weeping boils or broken skin uncovered then you're probably more minging than the last person who sat on that loo.

It's the idea of bottom-to-bottom transfer of the flu virus that tickled me :lol:

Not saying it can't happen, but viruses tend to die pretty quickly when outside of the host for extended periods, and public bathrooms (at least ones that aren't of the calibre of that bog in Trainspotting anyway) tend to be cleaned on a pretty regular schedule, multiple times a day, so the risk, while there, is certainly low enough for most people not to worry about, IMO.


Originally Posted by dc koop (Post 12175785)
Go outside and use a garden hose with a high pressure nozzle on the end. You'll have the cleanest, healthiest, shiniest arse hole in Gotham City.

Well, then.


Originally Posted by dc koop (Post 12175852)
You probably aren't old enough to remember the big wide cloth towels on rollers. God they were horrible

Those things aren't that old. I am pretty sure I saw them in use up into the '00s, but I definitely used them and I'm still just hovering outside of the realm of middle age.

Steerpike Feb 13th 2017 5:43 pm

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by moneypenny20 (Post 12175766)
How on earth do you get flu and killer diseases from a small area of leg flesh touching a loo seat for a couple of minutes? :confused: The apparent paranoia over a plastic seat is bizarre.:blink: if you're wandering around with weeping boils or broken skin uncovered then you're probably more minging than the last person who sat on that loo.

I recently did some IT consulting at an elementary school and had the pleasure to read about Pinworms / Threadworms. Scared the crap out of me and caused me to take precautionary measures anywhere near public loos. Read this - Pinworms (Threadworms): Causes, Symptoms and Treatments - Medical News Today .

According to this Wikipedia article, "It is most common worm infection in the developed world. School aged children are the most commonly infected. In the United States about 20% of people at one point in time develop pinworm. Infection rates among high risk groups may be as high as 50%" Apparently one worm lays 14,000 eggs (on your bum) and these eggs are easily spread through poor hygiene.

According to this page, "pinworm infects about 40 million people in the US" and "pinworm cases are 3 times more common than head lice cases."

dc koop Feb 14th 2017 5:35 pm

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by mrken30 (Post 12175884)
I had forgotten about those, remember seeing them in pubs. Similar to this, but white and metal from memory.

http://marcquswright.com/wp-content/...-Dispenser.jpg

They still make them here in the US

Darman Manufacturing CompanyCloth Roll Towel Cabinet and Processing Equipment
Midwest Specialty Products - Nature's Linen Industrial Products

They look a lot better than the ones I had to use.

You'd never use a roller towel in a pub. The last person using it could have been pissed out of his mind and after depositing his evening's cheer in the toilet half washed it off his face and left the other half on the towel.

It took a quick mind and a very strong stomach for the ale to survive the hazards of using pub toilets

zzrmark Feb 14th 2017 11:08 pm

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by lizzyq (Post 12175458)
steveq claims to have experienced some recently that made Izal feel like Andrex :ohmy:

Did Izal come first or kitchen greaseproof paper ( can't think what they call it this side of the pond)?
I want to know why it is that reasonably robust toilet paper come apart on the stubble on my upper lip when I blow my nose and leaves me looking like I've got a bad coke habit 😤

Here's an Izal challenge... 💩 🤔


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