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Pulaski Oct 7th 2016 6:16 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by manekeniko (Post 12070873)
Have you ever considered that Mrs. P. married you for your accent? ....

Yes, and in fact she has admitted as much. :nod:

Being 6'5" helped as my accent probably wouldn't have sealed the deal if I was only 5'6". ..... She also told me that now, she no longer notices that I have an accent! :lol:

SultanOfSwing Oct 7th 2016 6:18 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by Pulaski (Post 12070880)
Yes, and in fact she has admitted as much. :nod: ..... She also told me that now, she no longer notices that I have an accent! :lol:

Now she just keeps you around to do the gardening :p

Pulaski Oct 7th 2016 6:22 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing (Post 12070882)
Now she just keeps you around to do the gardening. ....

And the plumbing, ..... and changing light bulbs without having to fetch a ladder. :rolleyes:

livinginnyc Oct 7th 2016 6:24 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 
Hopefully vehicle maintenance and other general handyman skills too (carpentry?) :nod:

SultanOfSwing Oct 7th 2016 6:34 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by Pulaski (Post 12070887)
And the plumbing, ..... and changing light bulbs without having to fetch a ladder. :rolleyes:

As long as she keeps you well supplied with sandwiches, eh?

:scarper:

Pulaski Oct 7th 2016 6:34 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by livinginnyc (Post 12070890)
Hopefully vehicle maintenance and other general handyman skills too (carpentry?) .....

Vehicles, not so much, but anything from electrical work and plumbing, to painting, carpentry, framing, door hanging, tiling, closet shelving, window blinds, and hardwood flooring**, not to mention drainage systems, roofing, siding, and felling trees*, then, yup, I have those things covered. :)

* I finally got around to measuring the pine I felled a few weeks ago (it had hung up on the way down, so I had to fell it by cutting it into pieces from the bottom up :scaredhair:), and it came in at 85ft. :)

** Nail-down hardwood flooring is a special joy of mine, and I have received compliments from a professional flooring installer for my work - he asked who I had had install it, I guess he was thinking he had competition for work.

Pulaski Oct 7th 2016 6:40 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing (Post 12070898)
As long as she keeps you well supplied with sandwiches, eh? ....

I mostly leave her to take care of stuff in the kitchen, though I have been known to prepare a killer fish pie with a puff pastry crust, :nod: .... which I must do again now it is getting cooler.

But she doesn't appreciate my curries made with whatever random meat I find in the freezer. :( I have also been cooking breakfast on Saturdays and Sundays quite a lot recently. :)

SultanOfSwing Oct 7th 2016 6:46 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by Pulaski (Post 12070903)
I mostly leave her to take care of stuff in the kitchen, though I have been known to prepare a killer fish pie with a puff pastry crust, :nod: .... which I must do again now it is getting cooler.

But she doesn't appreciate my curries made with whatever random meat I find in the freezer. :( I have also been cooking breakfast on Saturdays and Sundays quite a lot recently. :)

There are too many bloody picky eaters in our house for me to waste my time trying to cook anything, so I just leave that all alone.

livinginnyc Oct 7th 2016 6:49 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by Pulaski (Post 12070899)
Vehicles, not so much

Prob better than mine. My vehicle expertise extends to:

If it starts - all good.
If it doesn't start - not good.
If it starts, goes somewhere and stops - Panic.


Originally Posted by Pulaski (Post 12070903)
But she doesn't appreciate my curries made with whatever random meat I find in the freezer.

I've managed to convert my in-laws into enjoying curries by cooking a mean Japanese Katsu curry, and doing a Korma. It's still a work in progress, but they will happily enjoy mango with diced onion and poppadoms from initial prodding and raised eyebrows.

zargof Oct 7th 2016 7:26 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by livinginnyc (Post 12070909)
I've managed to convert my in-laws into curries by cooking a mean Japanese Katsu curry, and doing a Korma. It's still a work in progress, but they will happily enjoy mango with diced onion and poppadoms from initial prodding and raised eyebrows.

Yeah, so errm... I'll be calling the police right about now...

Pulaski Oct 7th 2016 8:14 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by zargof (Post 12070933)
Yeah, so errm... I'll be calling the police right about now...

Can I interest you in a Rumbley's pie? :sneaky:

zargof Oct 7th 2016 8:18 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by Pulaski (Post 12070955)
Can I interest you in a Rumbley's pie? :sneaky:

So that's the sort of thing you were talking about when you said random meat.

Nutmegger Oct 7th 2016 8:32 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by zargof (Post 12070956)
So that's the sort of thing you were talking about when you said random meat.

Which reminds me of this surprisingly sweet dead squirrel story:

Look: Mom shares saga of boy's dead squirrel misadventure at school - UPI.com

livinginnyc Oct 7th 2016 8:36 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by zargof (Post 12070933)
Yeah, so errm... I'll be calling the police right about now...

*sigh*, changes have been made to the original post to clarify.

http://31.media.tumblr.com/4ed62234d...4o1_r1_250.gif

Pulaski Oct 7th 2016 8:48 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by Nutmegger (Post 12070965)
Which reminds me of this surprisingly sweet dead squirrel story:

Look: Mom shares saga of boy's dead squirrel misadventure at school - UPI.com

I would have expected it to be more "gamey" than "sweet". :unsure:

Brunswick stew. :nod:


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