You lucky lucky bastard! here I can't even get them to double bag a gallon of milk and a quart of milk (in the same bag)

And she kept stuffing yoghurts into a bag that had already split

Lx

I once saw someone take, among other items of shopping, 35 tubs of youghurt (yes, I was so indignant that I sat and counted them, passive-aggressively, all whilst tutting) in the 15 items of less aisle.

The checkout bloke's face as he apologised for allowing her through was a picture

That's the way.

Isn't it easier to cut them in half and whack the back with a wooden spoon...like a babies arse

I verbally abused a self serve checkout in Manchester Airport, too. Though right afterwards I also verbally abused the mentally challenged barely-20-year-old botched abortion that was supposedly running the place who couldn't understand that one can be on a flight transfer and not yet have a new boarding pass.

All I wanted was a Wispa Gold and a Coke as well

Don't taunt me with your tales of Wispa Gold.

Sorry. If it's any consolation, they're a major contributing factor to why I almost needed two seats on my flight home

Mrs. H. will be furious.

Oh well, such is life

I've never had a baby..but I'll look into it
The water method if very effective though.

For ****'s sake...

(Hey look at that f.e.c.k is a recognised swear word..)

Is that so? Well fë¢k me!

I thought it was made up.
How about frack?

Yup seems ok.

(I never swear in real life anyway. Well, never f, c, b, sh. I've managed to maintain that streak for nigh on 50 years.)

Fracking shouldn't be allowed, but that is another debate for another time.

B?