Chelsea? couldn't agree more!

Ditto to you on my bastard comment

Adults who refer to vegetables as 'veggies' really make me consider getting a firearms license ...

A firearms license? So you can inflict a particularly nasty paper cut?

Yes. It's much cheaper than buying actual bullets.

One of my other coworkers posted a youtube on FB of her grandmother (who was being secretly taped by her daughter) trying to tell a story but was unable to do so without breaking into peals of laughter. I admit it made me laugh also, because I have done the same thing in the past myself-literally gasping for breath. Anyway, I was unable to make out if the grandmother mistakenly reached over and grabbed a man's or a dog's willy.

How about 'veg'?

Acceptable, it doesn't sound wanky like the other one.

So it's ok to say "meat and two veg" then??

Those email coupons you have to print off....when the coupon is right in the middle and then prints over two pages.

WTF.

And then they don't even work at the store.

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Poor Bernie

After three times I finally figured out who Bernie was.