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Pulaski Feb 28th 2013 1:10 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by Uncle Ebenezer (Post 10575272)
Just the orphans. :)

Sounds like your hat should be in the ring to be the next pope! :rolleyes:

cindyabs Feb 28th 2013 1:46 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by Pulaski (Post 10575279)
Sounds like your hat should be in the ring to be the next pope! :rolleyes:

Speaking of which do we have odds on the nationality?

Nutek Feb 28th 2013 1:57 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by cindyabs (Post 10575331)
Speaking of which do we have odds on the nationality?

I'm rooting for Mohegan. Then he can hang out at the Casino.

Uncle Ebenezer Feb 28th 2013 2:14 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by Pulaski (Post 10575279)
Sounds like your hat should be in the ring to be the next pope! :rolleyes:

The orphans don't cost much to feed - but it looks good and I can bask in the glory (and I get free food and other fringe benefits.)

On the whole, I think I prefer canonization to the papacy - being pope would shed too much light on my proclivities.

Leslie Feb 28th 2013 2:20 am

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The Pope isn't even moving out of the Vatican, ffs. He's going to move upstairs with his good looking boyfriend --- who he will now be sharing with the new Pope. :amen:

Pulaski Feb 28th 2013 2:43 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by Uncle Ebenezer (Post 10575376)
..... being pope would shed too much light on my proclivities.

I thought proclivities were expected, if not actually part of the job description of being pope! :rofl:

Welshgator Feb 28th 2013 3:01 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by Pulaski (Post 10575279)
Sounds like your hat should be in the ring to be the next pope! :rolleyes:

I was going to apply for the vacancy, nice big house and good benefits. I figured I could brush up on my grammar school latin. I was a little disappointed to find out you had to be a catholic though.

Jerseygirl Feb 28th 2013 3:07 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by Welshgator (Post 10575498)
I was going to apply for the vacancy, nice big house and good benefits. I figured I could brush up on my grammar school latin. I was a little disappointed to find out you had to be a catholic though.

The red slippers would put me off being Pope...and the funny hat.

Nutek Feb 28th 2013 3:10 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by Jerseygirl (Post 10575511)
The red slippers would put me off being Pope...and the funny hat.

Crappy car too. I guess it would be ok for selling icecreams.

Leslie Feb 28th 2013 3:11 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by Jerseygirl (Post 10575511)
The red slippers would put me off being Pope...and the funny hat.

Yeah but, yeah but, yeah but ... you'd get to live with this guy:

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopo...e17n-1-web.jpg

Nutek Feb 28th 2013 3:15 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by Leslie (Post 10575519)
Yeah but, yeah but, yeah but ... you'd get to live with this guy:

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopo...e17n-1-web.jpg

Wont he want someone younger?

Leslie Feb 28th 2013 3:16 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by Nutek (Post 10575525)
Wont he want someone younger?

Not all preists are pedos ... some are perfectly normal gay men.

Welshgator Feb 28th 2013 3:16 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by Jerseygirl (Post 10575511)
The red slippers would put me off being Pope...and the funny hat.

Too many dirty habits to just be a nun I suppose? :)

Welshgator Feb 28th 2013 3:17 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by Nutek (Post 10575517)
Crappy car too. I guess it would be ok for selling icecreams.

That should attract a younger audience.

Bink Feb 28th 2013 3:36 am

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