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paranoidandroid May 4th 2012 2:06 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing (Post 10040355)
Oh, it's darling? How unnecessarily gushy. That's as annoying as blokes being referred to as 'hubby'. That one makes me feel ill.

:thumbup: Absolutely. That "hubby" nonsense makes me want to puke. It sounds so bloody twee. :sick:

Nutek May 4th 2012 2:07 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 
My Little Nest of Vipers.

/Basil Fawlty. :)

jemima55 May 4th 2012 2:08 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 
I havent got a "better half", I`m complete as I am!
God I sound really smug and stupid!

Uncle Ebenezer May 4th 2012 2:10 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by jemima55 (Post 10041450)
I havent got a "better half", I`m complete as I am!
God I sound really smug and stupid!

Yup.

jemima55 May 4th 2012 2:13 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 
You`ve done it again!:thumbup:

SultanOfSwing May 4th 2012 2:29 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by HarryTheSpider (Post 10040923)
So that was YOU stood at the back of the church making farting sounds?!

I may have been ...


Originally Posted by HarryTheSpider (Post 10040923)
Sell the kid!

Actually, she's been cooperative. I just can't get off to sleep of an evening so I sit up late and waffle a bunch of crap on here instead :thumbup:


Originally Posted by paranoidandroid (Post 10041446)
:thumbup: Absolutely. That "hubby" nonsense makes me want to puke. It sounds so bloody twee. :sick:

I'd much rather be referred to as 'twat face' by my wife, personally (note the non-patronising adjective being used there ...)

paranoidandroid May 4th 2012 2:40 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing (Post 10041488)
I may have been ...



Actually, she's been cooperative. I just can't get off to sleep of an evening so I sit up late and waffle a bunch of crap on here instead :thumbup:



I'd much rather be referred to as 'twat face' by my wife, personally (note the non-patronising adjective being used there ...)

I'm sure she's happy to oblige you with that when she thinks it's necessary.:nod:

SultanOfSwing May 4th 2012 2:46 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by paranoidandroid (Post 10041505)
I'm sure she's happy to oblige you with that when she thinks it's necessary.:nod:

Probably.

Except I've never heard her utter the word 'twat' in her life. I'd probably get dickhead, or asshole. Not even arsehole, which I prefer.

In other news, my daughter, the sweet innocent thing she is, called me a wanker last night :lol:

jemima55 May 4th 2012 4:45 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing (Post 10041508)
Probably.

Except I've never heard her utter the word 'twat' in her life. I'd probably get dickhead, or asshole. Not even arsehole, which I prefer.

In other news, my daughter, the sweet innocent thing she is, called me a wanker last night :lol:

Aren`t you the prime suspect to have taught her that one?

SultanOfSwing May 4th 2012 4:46 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by jemima55 (Post 10041710)
Aren`t you the prime suspect to have taught her that one?

Indirectly, yes. I've been discovering she picks up a lot through osmosis :lol:

I think it's funny. My wife, however, does not. She's no fun, that one :rolleyes:

mikelincs May 4th 2012 5:13 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing (Post 10041713)
Indirectly, yes. I've been discovering she picks up a lot through osmosis :lol:

I think it's funny. My wife, however, does not. She's no fun, that one :rolleyes:

I had a school friend whose 9 yr old brother silenced his parents at the dinner table by asking.'Mum, what's bollocks'.

SultanOfSwing May 4th 2012 5:15 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by mikelincs (Post 10041776)
I had a school friend whose 9 yr old brother silenced his parents at the dinner table by asking.'Mum, what's bollocks'.

:D

robin1234 May 4th 2012 5:17 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by mikelincs (Post 10041776)
I had a school friend whose 9 yr old brother silenced his parents at the dinner table by asking.'Mum, what's bollocks'.

Presumably the response was;
"Those prairie oysters on your plate, darling? Oh I see you've finished yours.. those are bollocks."

mikelincs May 4th 2012 5:22 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by robin1234 (Post 10041783)
Presumably the response was;
"Those prairie oysters on your plate, darling? Oh I see you've finished yours.. those are bollocks."

I don't think we have that delicacy on sale here in the UK, never seen it..

Anian May 4th 2012 6:26 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by Uncle Ebenezer (Post 10040349)
Dear/Darling Daughter/Son/Husband, I presume. It pisses me off no end.

I always thought it was the initials of the person being talked about - David Sutton or something like that. This explains a lot more.


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