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SultanOfSwing May 3rd 2012 9:23 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by Uncle Ebenezer (Post 10040360)
Mojave and sahara?

Marks and Sparks, dear boy. Nothing but the best in me ma's house ...

The 's' ran off with the 'e' from cheesecake, it would seem :lol:

robin1234 May 3rd 2012 9:25 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing (Post 10040362)
Marks and Sparks, dear boy. Nothing but the best in me ma's house ...

The 's' ran off with the 'e' from cheesecake, it would seem :lol:

uh oh eb will use his whooshing by you emoticon

SultanOfSwing May 3rd 2012 9:26 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by robin1234 (Post 10040367)
uh oh eb will use his whooshing by you emoticon

No - the fact that I realised the 's' was dropped should demonstrate that I knew what he meant :)

robin1234 May 3rd 2012 9:29 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing (Post 10040372)
No - the fact that I realised the 's' was dropped should demonstrate that I knew what he meant :)

Oh yeah see I'm the slow one.. :o

moneypenny20 May 3rd 2012 11:50 am

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing (Post 10040355)
Oh, it's darling? How unnecessarily gushy. That's as annoying as blokes being referred to as 'hubby'. That one makes me feel ill.

Not as irritating as some blokes who refer to their wives as 'wifey' WTF is that all about, patronising whatsits.

Sally Redux May 3rd 2012 12:03 pm

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by moneypenny20 (Post 10040557)
Not as irritating as some blokes who refer to their wives as 'wifey' WTF is that all about, patronising whatsits.

'The little lady' :lol:

moneypenny20 May 3rd 2012 12:04 pm

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by Sally Redux (Post 10040568)
'The little lady' :lol:

The husband used to refer to me as 'His little bowl of acid'. :rofl:

Sally Redux May 3rd 2012 12:06 pm

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by moneypenny20 (Post 10040570)
The husband used to refer to me as 'His little bowl of acid'. :rofl:

I like that one :lol:

SultanOfSwing May 3rd 2012 2:14 pm

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by moneypenny20 (Post 10040557)
Not as irritating as some blokes who refer to their wives as 'wifey' WTF is that all about, patronising whatsits.

It's exactly the same.

Dorothy May 3rd 2012 4:21 pm

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by moneypenny20 (Post 10040557)
Not as irritating as some blokes who refer to their wives as 'wifey' WTF is that all about, patronising whatsits.

Or "the other half". Um....I'm a whole person even without a spouse. :sneaky:

HarryTheSpider May 3rd 2012 5:15 pm

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by moneypenny20 (Post 10040557)
Not as irritating as some blokes who refer to their wives as 'wifey' WTF is that all about, patronising whatsits.

I patronise with 1 less letter.

Wife, instead of wifey, as in "Oi, wife... I bloody love you!"

Any complaints from her and I simply remind her she said yes when I asked her to marry me. She didn't have to. But she did. So there.

SultanOfSwing May 3rd 2012 5:17 pm

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by HarryTheSpider (Post 10040846)
Any complaints from her and I simply remind her she said yes when I asked her to marry me. She didn't have to. But she did. So there.

:lol:

Yes - that's right. Always fun to remind them that they got themselves into it ...

HarryTheSpider May 3rd 2012 5:27 pm

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing (Post 10040848)
:lol:

Yes - that's right. Always fun to remind them that they got themselves into it ...

I throw in the "you must be a slow learner" comment for good measure, as she's still here. It will be 15 years later this year. On July 12 to be exact. Unusual for the chap to remember such things. Mind you, I need to do the reminder bit - she was mostly pissed when she turned up at the church. Which means she was GMUI (getting married under the influence) - not sure we're legally married:eek:

SultanOfSwing May 3rd 2012 5:30 pm

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by HarryTheSpider (Post 10040859)
I throw in the "you must be a slow learner" comment for good measure, as she's still here. It will be 15 years later this year. On July 12 to be exact. Unusual for the chap to remember such things. Mind you, I need to do the reminder bit - she was mostly pissed when she turned up at the church. Which means she was GMUI (getting married under the influence) - not sure we're legally married:eek:

Wow, I haven't managed to drive my wife to drink in seven years, and yours was wankered before you said "I do" (or, as I'm sure it was in your case "I bloody love you mate. Stop looking at my pint. No, really, you're my best mate ...")

:eek:

Can you tell I haven't had a lot of sleep this week :unsure:

HarryTheSpider May 3rd 2012 6:49 pm

Re: Pet Peeves?
 

Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing (Post 10040865)
Wow, I haven't managed to drive my wife to drink in seven years, and yours was wankered before you said "I do" (or, as I'm sure it was in your case "I bloody love you mate. Stop looking at my pint. No, really, you're my best mate ...")

:eek:

So that was YOU stood at the back of the church making farting sounds?!


Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing (Post 10040865)
Can you tell I haven't had a lot of sleep this week :unsure:

Sell the kid!


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