Thank you for your input, your Royal Rudeness. .

Sincerest salutations to you,
Paranoidandroid.

Whey hey hey
We don't have duck houses in the USA

I'm beginning to think you have Tourette's.

Does that make our ducks more free than yours, or the other way round?

Or do ducks have to obtain their houses via the free market here?

This is going in circles now....of course he has otherwise where would he pour his boiling oil from?

Texas ducks poop too you know.
Big ones...sometimes bigger than my dogs.
My son has some photos that he took for a Scout project (Scouts has changed since I was a nipper..)
If anyone is interested, I'll put them in the gallery.

OK guys, we've reached the bottom. Time to close this thread.

BE silence on the subject is not a problem for us - it was reported in the press a while back and a few of us picked up on it.

Regards, JEff

Based on the number of posts that ask about waivers for certain types of past indiscretions, I was under the impression that all of the drunken people that infest Britain are trying to immigrate to the USA? Now I know why - no tradition of boiling oil here. But, we might have to shoot them. Guns generally top knives.

Regards, JEff

What with the castle comment a few posts back, there's an obvious play on words to be had.. where's Sultan, getting his coat already?

Quite right - just ask Blade Runner....

Poor taste... Yet very quick and still funny

I think Sultan had an early night, but I had his back

That's not exactly something to boast about.

That sounds very Brokeback Mountainish.