OK I was innocent but now I've read the Wikipedia article I feel defiled.

How do you think Bob's car feels

Sticky?

+1

Oddly excited?

Well, that wasn't quite what I expected but that's an interesting idea

I hope so, I'd hate to think the car was sexually assaulted by the tree.

Just remember every sperm is sacred...

Aye, well that'll teach them to turn off "safe search" while having a shufty at work won't it

Another peeve is the person who lives on the corner of our street. They have massive rose bushes and other plants with massive thorns and they over hang their fence, covering the pavement in thorns and buggers really hurt.

I'd be intrigued to see what ads you got shown at the bottom of the page

We got a letter from the city, about a year or so ago, complaining that we were over hanging our property (it was by about 6 inches of none thorny growth) God-damn neighbor-grass.

I wouldn't care about that, but this place is on two sides, not just over hanging, but through the fence, right across the pavement so have to get on the road to get past....which isn't so fun with the kids.

The irony there though, the owners son runs a landscaping business.

My smoking next door neighbour. What bugs me the most is that she just moved in several months ago to be with her friend who's husband died. So she's not even the owner of the place.

She goes out to the patio every couple of hours- from 9pm to 6am. Her lovely smoke wafts right into my bedroom window. I really hope those lovely cigs work their magic on her before me...

That's ok, I work in a university so freedom of research and expression is sacrosanct.. Students are constantly watching pornography on our library computers, it's for their gender studies class don't you know..

Wishing a painful death on a simple annoyance just baffles the mind, close your window FFS.