Originally Posted by paranoidandroid (Post 9964977)

Oh... you're one of those people that thing that Elvis is dead? :confused:

Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing (Post 9964949)

Most of the time I just take the crossword in, so I don't have to even worry about being made to have to answer the phone when on the throne.

My son calls me from the bog all the time when he gets home from school, to let me know he got in OK. I'll hear the echoey bathroom acoustics and invariably he's always having a crap. Why he can't wait until he's done is beyond me :blink:

Originally Posted by paranoidandroid (Post 9964988)

Probably because you're on his case about doing it as soon as he gets home. Anyway, you know what kids are like.. if they don't do things in a routine, then they forget. I just hope you sanitize the phone as soon as you get home. Eugh.

Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing (Post 9964991)

I suppose that's the one good thing about knowing he's used it before he wipes his arse :unsure:

Originally Posted by Leslie (Post 9964981)

I don't thing so, I gno so. :frown:

Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing (Post 9964983)

Sparkling return to form, there :D

Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing (Post 9964991)

I suppose that's the one good thing about knowing he's used it before he wipes his arse :unsure:

Originally Posted by paranoidandroid (Post 9964999)

Nothing like kicking a man when he's down. I'll just bugger off and do some work then, shall I? :frown:

Originally Posted by Leslie (Post 9964998)

Is all of this really necessary for us to know?

Originally Posted by paranoidandroid (Post 9964999)

Nothing like kicking a man when he's down. I'll just bugger off and do some work then, shall I? :frown:

Originally Posted by Leslie (Post 9964998)

Is all of this really necessary for us to know?

Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing (Post 9965004)

He washes his hands, it's not as bad as it sounds :lol:



Why would you do that? Some form of self punishment or something?

Originally Posted by paranoidandroid (Post 9965008)

Why not indulge in work as some sort of self-punishment? Afterall, I come on here often enough, don't I? :p There's nothing like a bit of variety.

Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing (Post 9965015)

I don't know. I just push papers around all day and enter numbers into quickbooks, so even though it's obviously epoch-making stuff, I find it hard to get excited about the variety it may or may not bring :)

Originally Posted by Leslie (Post 9965003)

I thing that is a good idea, sir.

Originally Posted by paranoidandroid (Post 9965035)

You forgot to mention the boss you have to endure, the crap you have to take, and the coffee rounds you have to do. That's a variety. :D

PS There's the crappy toilets with no paper, or a blockage, too.

Originally Posted by paranoidandroid (Post 9965044)

Hmm, and you.. well, you've obviously over indulged in your coffee ration this morning. What happened, did you get up early and watch "how to have fun with one typo for the rest of the day", on the early morning news? :sneaky: