"Florida is state where logic goes on vacation. Florida is an alligator people live on" - AI Bot

" I invented Florida, it was a hot mistake" - AI Bot

"Looks like it's pissin' on Cuba." -Gallagher

Car crash with Florida teens and alligators.
https://amp.miamiherald.com/news/loc...256685272.html

https://www.orlandoweekly.com/Blogs/...enis-arent-his

Probably a grower, not a show-er...

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...ce-s-rcna18961

Not a great way to go (as if any way is good):
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...g-of-rcna19122

I'm not convinced it was an accident though.

So you've just bought meth from someone in a bar, but you're not sure if it's actually meth, what do you do? Why not call the cops and ask them to verify if it's meth or not.

One minute an alligator is 'armlessly enjoying lunch, the next minute, the Sheriff's department divers show up making a disturbance.

A 3D jigsaw puzzle.

This probably wasn't his day to go boating. Wearing a life vest would probably have helped though.

Darwin at work - A Florida Teen Was Killed As He And Another Teen Took Turns Shooting Each Other While Wearing Body Armor, Police Said (msn.com)

A Florida Teen Was Killed As He And Another Teen Took Turns Shooting Each Other While Wearing Body Armor, Police Said

Nice of them to take turns, I guess - demonstrates a good upbringing

https://cbs12.com/news/local/florida...uesday-morning

Darwin at work.

Wading in a pond to recover lost frisbees to sell. ****ing idiot.

A couple years ago I saw
an article where a Wisconsin 20 something was at a dock in Florida with clear printed warning signs of alligators. He said F alligators and jumped in to swim and was immediately grabbed and pulled under. Some of his body was later recovered.