The Good Ol' Days. :(

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Apr 13th 2017, 6:07 am

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fakey

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Re: The Good Ol' Days. :(

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I have come to the conclusion that there are several people on the constitution thread who are the sort of people who would buy a top loading washing machine.

I own a top loading washing machine.
Wanna make something of it ?

Apr 13th 2017, 7:09 am

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Re: The Good Ol' Days. :(

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I own a top loading washing machine.
Wanna make something of it ?

What do you suggest, maybe a budget cement mixer?

Apr 13th 2017, 7:44 am

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Re: The Good Ol' Days. :(

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What do you suggest, maybe a budget cement mixer?

Sounds good to me pal

Apr 18th 2017, 12:41 am

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Re: The Good Ol' Days. :(

I spoke too soon. Now we have another deluge of political threads.

Apr 18th 2017, 1:53 am

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Re: The Good Ol' Days. :(

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I spoke too soon. Now we have another deluge of political threads.

We just need to come up with enough non-political topics to counteract them.

Unfortunately I'm shite at that sort of thing. Tried one ages ago on aliens but it died pretty quickly.

Apr 18th 2017, 1:56 am

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..... Tried one ages ago on aliens but it died pretty quickly.

The concentration of oxygen on earth is probably too high.

Apr 18th 2017, 1:58 am

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Re: The Good Ol' Days. :(

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The concentration of oxygen on earth is probably too high.

What if aliens are using the BE forums as a measure of the level of intelligent life on earth? We may have either doomed or saved our planet, depending on what the potential outcome of a visit would be

Apr 18th 2017, 2:03 am

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What if aliens are using the BE forums as a measure of the level of intelligent life on earth? ...

"Measure of", or "trying to find some"?

Apr 18th 2017, 2:06 am

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"Measure of", or "trying to find some"?

I was being diplomatic. Trying to, anyway.

"Pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space, 'cause there's bugger all down here on earth!"

Apr 18th 2017, 11:05 am

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Re: The Good Ol' Days. :(

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I was being diplomatic. Trying to, anyway.

"Pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space, 'cause there's bugger all down here on earth!"

Oi, I'll 'ave you know that I can tie my own shoe laces and do uvva stuff too. That said, I'm still trying to work out how to use American toilet paper...

Apr 19th 2017, 2:04 am

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Oi, I'll 'ave you know that I can tie my own shoe laces and do uvva stuff too. That said, I'm still trying to work out how to use American toilet paper...

I gave up on that years ago. Now I just jump straight in the shower after every shit.

Apr 19th 2017, 5:01 am

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I gave up on that years ago. Now I just jump straight in the shower after every shit.

There is normally a vessel next to every toilet. I fill that full of water and it seems to do the job. I think it's called a sink.

Apr 19th 2017, 5:06 am

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Re: The Good Ol' Days. :(

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There is normally a vessel next to every toilet. I fill that full of water and it seems to do the job. I think it's called a sink.

You completely missed the joke there, didn't you?

Apr 19th 2017, 5:07 am

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You completely missed the joke there, didn't you?

Yes, maybe. However my kid left a trail of poop around the house earlier this week. Maybe teaching him to use the shower is easier than teaching him to wipe his arse.

Apr 19th 2017, 5:32 am

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Re: The Good Ol' Days. :(

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Yes, maybe. However my kid left a trail of poop around the house earlier this week. Maybe teaching him to use the shower is easier than teaching him to wipe his arse.

You need to assert your dominance and return the favor by pissing in his milk or something.

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