Oot on the tap

Try this approach;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63rcdLeXiU8


Jim

How about...'Do you want to play army? I will lay down and you can blow the hell outta me'.

Try any of these lines;

http://www.goofball.com/jokes/bar/Classic_Pick_Up_Lines


Jim.

Just out of interest, has any woman ever found any of these lines amusing/provocative?

I'm sure some have...hubby has a T'Shirt with a line on it I just saw on Jim's link...."I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight!"

I think most chat up lines will have worked at least once.....the worst one i ever got away with was a girl asking me my name and i said, "lets not bother with names, we'll just head back to yours and forget it all in the morning"

we wer in a taxi 5min after that.....oh the joys of being young!

Try one of those online places, you know the ones you see advertised on the telly waiting for the second half of the match to start? If what they are showing is true there's nothing but top class totty all gagging for it, and judging by the way the birds are tossing their heads and laughing like drains they'll listen to any old cobblers - unless that's the drugs.

Either way, looks a winner to me.

I asked DH what his was. He didn't have one. I said USE YOUR IMAGINATION then, I went on to say, what if you saw me sitting in a pub, all alone at a table and I smiled at you. His reply- I'd ask you what bastard stood you up.

Well it's just as well we met online.

LOL...There's a fun new thread topic...What were the first words your partner ever said to you? Wonder if we could actually remember

Probably something like, "Why did you tell me to meet you in a pub that doesn't exist?"

i remember being really drunk when we met in a bar and tired to kiss my now wife, her exact words wer, "we can't make out to rage against the machine!"

I was ready for giving up at that point lol

How could I ever forget......
Him "Would you like to stroke Kojak if I get him out for you"
Me "Yes please, can I hold him too?"

We were 8 and Kojak was a cockerel

"Your pants must be made of mirrors because I can see myself in them."

(Keep in mind the American definition of pants!)

What about "That's right love, all it takes is seven digits"