All on my lonesome after leaving the wife....back in the dating game after all these years...what the current fashion in knicker dropping chat up lines these days

Sorry to hear you are alone sweety, hope you are doing ok. No idea about the chat up lines...it's been a while for me

rohypnol?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeWAdzFmI10

You come across as a person of great charm and eloquence, so I don't think you will have a problem.

There are many fun & rewarding things you can do on your own, without a mate.

I'm pretty sure "grab your coat love you've pulled!" still works.

Actually just saying anything with a British accent seems to moisten the gussets around here. Shame I'm married...

'You don't sweat much for a fat lass' would get you a long way in Newcastle.... Not sure it would work here though

You have a point

Might try that....might not work here in the boondocks but I could ride over to Peoria and hang around Arby's or McDonalds

You could go with the classic "All right darling, wanna ride on me tractor."

The women here seem to be a little more crazy than back home, twice i've had older women come on to me right in front of my wife after telling them who she is.....also if i go out without her i seem to get a lot of attention from the accent. just wear a t shirt that says, "British and single"

My hubby's favorite is 'there are 206 bones in your body how would you like another one'

He didn't use it on me I have to add, I would have run a mile

Failing that, get yourself a puppy and go down the local park

Some Geordie classics