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Circus-of-Power Aug 12th 2010 5:08 am

Dating ...
 
All on my lonesome after leaving the wife....back in the dating game after all these years...what the current fashion in knicker dropping chat up lines these days :p

Englishtart Aug 12th 2010 5:13 am

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Originally Posted by Circus-of-Power (Post 8772800)
All on my lonesome after leaving the wife....back in the dating game after all these years...what the current fashion in knicker dropping chat up lines these days :p

:( Sorry to hear you are alone sweety, hope you are doing ok. No idea about the chat up lines...it's been a while for me:huh:

Bob Aug 12th 2010 5:16 am

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rohypnol?

lansbury Aug 12th 2010 5:22 am

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeWAdzFmI10

Zonie Aug 12th 2010 5:51 am

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Originally Posted by Circus-of-Power (Post 8772800)
All on my lonesome after leaving the wife....back in the dating game after all these years...what the current fashion in knicker dropping chat up lines these days :p

You come across as a person of great charm and eloquence, so I don't think you will have a problem.

robin1234 Aug 12th 2010 6:12 am

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There are many fun & rewarding things you can do on your own, without a mate.

zargof Aug 12th 2010 6:13 am

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Originally Posted by Circus-of-Power (Post 8772800)
All on my lonesome after leaving the wife....back in the dating game after all these years...what the current fashion in knicker dropping chat up lines these days :p

I'm pretty sure "grab your coat love you've pulled!" still works.

Actually just saying anything with a British accent seems to moisten the gussets around here. Shame I'm married...

Steve_I Aug 12th 2010 6:16 am

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Originally Posted by Circus-of-Power (Post 8772800)
All on my lonesome after leaving the wife....back in the dating game after all these years...what the current fashion in knicker dropping chat up lines these days :p

'You don't sweat much for a fat lass' would get you a long way in Newcastle.... Not sure it would work here though :lol:

Circus-of-Power Aug 12th 2010 6:20 am

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Originally Posted by zargof (Post 8772965)
I'm pretty sure "grab your coat love you've pulled!" still works.

Actually just saying anything with a British accent seems to moisten the gussets around here. Shame I'm married...

You have a point :sneaky:

Circus-of-Power Aug 12th 2010 6:23 am

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Originally Posted by Steve_I (Post 8772973)
'You don't sweat much for a fat lass' would get you a long way in Newcastle.... Not sure it would work here though :lol:

Might try that....might not work here in the boondocks but I could ride over to Peoria and hang around Arby's or McDonalds :)

zargof Aug 12th 2010 6:24 am

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Originally Posted by Circus-of-Power (Post 8772991)
Might try that....might not work here in the boondocks but I could ride over to Peoria and hang around Arby's or McDonalds :)

You could go with the classic "All right darling, wanna ride on me tractor."

Ja5on Aug 12th 2010 7:41 am

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The women here seem to be a little more crazy than back home, twice i've had older women come on to me right in front of my wife after telling them who she is.....also if i go out without her i seem to get a lot of attention from the accent. just wear a t shirt that says, "British and single"

N1cky Aug 12th 2010 10:16 am

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My hubby's favorite is 'there are 206 bones in your body how would you like another one':rolleyes:

He didn't use it on me I have to add, I would have run a mile:lol:

Failing that, get yourself a puppy and go down the local park

Sally Redux Aug 12th 2010 10:25 am

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HoosierDaddy Aug 12th 2010 12:55 pm

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Some Geordie classics


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