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Sally Redux Aug 12th 2010 1:00 pm
Re: Dating ...
 
Originally Posted by HoosierDaddy (Post 8773642)
Oot on the tap :lol:

Scouse Express Aug 12th 2010 1:21 pm
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Try this approach;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63rcdLeXiU8


Jim

Jerseygirl Aug 12th 2010 1:26 pm
Re: Dating ...
 
Originally Posted by Circus-of-Power (Post 8772800)
All on my lonesome after leaving the wife....back in the dating game after all these years...what the current fashion in knicker dropping chat up lines these days :p
How about...'Do you want to play army? I will lay down and you can blow the hell outta me'.

Scouse Express Aug 12th 2010 1:30 pm
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Try any of these lines;

http://www.goofball.com/jokes/bar/Classic_Pick_Up_Lines


Jim.

Sally Redux Aug 12th 2010 1:31 pm
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Just out of interest, has any woman ever found any of these lines amusing/provocative?

Englishtart Aug 12th 2010 1:50 pm
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Originally Posted by Sally Redux (Post 8773704)
Just out of interest, has any woman ever found any of these lines amusing/provocative?
I'm sure some have...hubby has a T'Shirt with a line on it I just saw on Jim's link...."I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight!":lol:

Ja5on Aug 13th 2010 1:49 am
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Originally Posted by Sally Redux (Post 8773704)
Just out of interest, has any woman ever found any of these lines amusing/provocative?
I think most chat up lines will have worked at least once.....the worst one i ever got away with was a girl asking me my name and i said, "lets not bother with names, we'll just head back to yours and forget it all in the morning"

we wer in a taxi 5min after that.....oh the joys of being young!

Macca67 Aug 13th 2010 4:42 am
Re: Dating ...
 
Originally Posted by Circus-of-Power (Post 8772800)
All on my lonesome after leaving the wife....back in the dating game after all these years...what the current fashion in knicker dropping chat up lines these days :p
Try one of those online places, you know the ones you see advertised on the telly waiting for the second half of the match to start? If what they are showing is true there's nothing but top class totty all gagging for it, and judging by the way the birds are tossing their heads and laughing like drains they'll listen to any old cobblers - unless that's the drugs.

Either way, looks a winner to me.

cindyabs Aug 13th 2010 5:51 am
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Originally Posted by Sally Redux (Post 8773704)
Just out of interest, has any woman ever found any of these lines amusing/provocative?
I asked DH what his was. He didn't have one. I said USE YOUR IMAGINATION then, :frown: I went on to say, what if you saw me sitting in a pub, all alone at a table and I smiled at you. His reply- I'd ask you what bastard stood you up.

Well it's just as well we met online. :lol:

Englishtart Aug 13th 2010 6:13 am
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Originally Posted by cindyabs (Post 8775209)
I asked DH what his was. He didn't have one. I said USE YOUR IMAGINATION then, :frown: I went on to say, what if you saw me sitting in a pub, all alone at a table and I smiled at you. His reply- I'd ask you what bastard stood you up.

Well it's just as well we met online. :lol:
LOL...There's a fun new thread topic...What were the first words your partner ever said to you? Wonder if we could actually remember:lol:

Sally Redux Aug 13th 2010 8:28 am
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Originally Posted by cindyabs (Post 8775209)
I asked DH what his was. He didn't have one. I said USE YOUR IMAGINATION then, :frown: I went on to say, what if you saw me sitting in a pub, all alone at a table and I smiled at you. His reply- I'd ask you what bastard stood you up.
:lol:
Originally Posted by Englishtart (Post 8775238)
LOL...There's a fun new thread topic...What were the first words your partner ever said to you? Wonder if we could actually remember:lol:
Probably something like, "Why did you tell me to meet you in a pub that doesn't exist?" :lol:

Ja5on Aug 13th 2010 8:45 am
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Originally Posted by Englishtart (Post 8775238)
LOL...There's a fun new thread topic...What were the first words your partner ever said to you? Wonder if we could actually remember:lol:
i remember being really drunk when we met in a bar and tired to kiss my now wife, her exact words wer, "we can't make out to rage against the machine!"

I was ready for giving up at that point lol

traceym Aug 13th 2010 9:09 am
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Originally Posted by Englishtart (Post 8775238)
LOL...There's a fun new thread topic...What were the first words your partner ever said to you? Wonder if we could actually remember:lol:
How could I ever forget......
Him "Would you like to stroke Kojak if I get him out for you"
Me "Yes please, can I hold him too?"

We were 8 and Kojak was a cockerel :rofl:

Kaffy Mintcake Aug 14th 2010 12:35 pm
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"Your pants must be made of mirrors because I can see myself in them."

(Keep in mind the American definition of pants!) ;)

sime303 Aug 14th 2010 3:04 pm
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What about "That's right love, all it takes is seven digits"


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