Wanted: someone to teach basic web design
#91
My business is registered in the Seychelles, through entities based in Wyoming and Cyprus. My office and studio are in Budapest, but with most of my staff working out of the Philippines.
(Mmmmm....sound like one of 007's baddies). Oh, and even more glamorously, I live in Gandia!
As I very much doubt I shall ever have the pleasure of anyones' company from the virtual world of this forum, I should confess that my line of business is....PORN. Hope that doesn't leave anyone too "shaken, not stirred". It is true that I do sometimes introduce myself as an "Internet Consultant"...but I can't really see my business as coming under the "IT" heading.
(Mmmmm....sound like one of 007's baddies). Oh, and even more glamorously, I live in Gandia!
As I very much doubt I shall ever have the pleasure of anyones' company from the virtual world of this forum, I should confess that my line of business is....PORN. Hope that doesn't leave anyone too "shaken, not stirred". It is true that I do sometimes introduce myself as an "Internet Consultant"...but I can't really see my business as coming under the "IT" heading.
. Please note: I am not looking for any web design or development work just in case someone accuses me of playing the advertising card... I am not interested). This is not really the sort of thing you learn getting someone to come to your house and 'teach you' for an hour or two a day... unless you are prepared to depend on a 'lot' of 'long' lessons!!! You will need to learn to use a couple of different programs along with some html, a lot of php, the basics of creating user friendly web sites and logical design layout, then how to integrate it all together and understand the whole * security * side of doing what you are doing. Not to forget SEO which I would expect to be fairy important with your type of web sites. PHP, html and CSS are on going learning experiances 'no matter how much you know about them or your web building application can do' and if over 25 will probably make you go bald rapidly
These are the type of sites where web developers generally means web developers and not people who feel the need to tell everyone they have a couple of flashy web site building apps and call themselves web developers.If I where you and the business was making money 'I guess your sites are' I would give someone 'or more' some full time employment working from my 'your' office... maybe not what you had hoped for but that is how I would see it going forward and you can then also have more control over getting what you want.
HTH
Last edited by Econ; Sep 13th 2009 at 8:11 am.
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#93
Yes, peeps are no longer singing up to subscription sites as they now try and keep an eye on their credit card spending. Plus there are so many torrent sites that just rip all content and then offer it for a free download.
Personally I think the business "killed" itself by offering too much free content to try and entice the punters to sign up. If a restaurant offers free tapas, no one is going to buy from the menu.
Personally I think the business "killed" itself by offering too much free content to try and entice the punters to sign up. If a restaurant offers free tapas, no one is going to buy from the menu.
How the blazes do you land a job in the porn industry?
#94
...except in Firefox because the titles aren't defined.
As we're into constructive criticism, here are a couple more pointers you might find useful
> You use unordered lists for everything except... unordered lists! Instead you have a class="inset contact-bullet non-printing" thing to generate something that a UL could handle quite happily.
> It's good to follow a semantic structure - for example, you seem to be avoiding h2's altogether. Not the crime of the century but it is good practise.
> You have stuck the address inside a p instead of using the address element - effectively hiding the address from disabled users and Google (= location based searching).
Now I'll bet you wish your sites were as interesting as LittleFoundWolf's!
As we're into constructive criticism, here are a couple more pointers you might find useful

> You use unordered lists for everything except... unordered lists! Instead you have a class="inset contact-bullet non-printing" thing to generate something that a UL could handle quite happily.
> It's good to follow a semantic structure - for example, you seem to be avoiding h2's altogether. Not the crime of the century but it is good practise.
> You have stuck the address inside a p instead of using the address element - effectively hiding the address from disabled users and Google (= location based searching).
Now I'll bet you wish your sites were as interesting as LittleFoundWolf's!
Have you read anything recent on semantic structure?
The "non-printing" class means that the element doesn't appear if the page is printed. (You might have noticed that there are 3 style sheets, in line with current good practice.)
The semantic manning of h2s (the apostrophe is in your post is incorrect) is "secondary header". If I don't use them on a specific site, that is because there are no secondary headers.
NOTHING on this site is hidden from differently abled users. If you have any software to check this, DO. I worked for years on Web sites where differently abled users were the main visitors, and I never forget what I have learnt.
I could go on…
If this is your idea of “constructive criticism", wow!
#96
1. Unordered lists are their friends
2. Addresses have their own special place in HTML which may be important when Google comes calling
3. It's sometimes good to think about headings in a logical order
...now back to the pornography...
#97
Econ,
I have little use for what I'm learning, it's just a hobby to pass the time and inform myself a little. (I also have someone teaching me magic tricks, and yet someone else, Spanish cooking!).
Carter71 (great movie! BTW),
There are no jobs to be landed (apart from modeling). For a web guy, simply look at the very bottom of any/most adult sites and you'll find a tiny link: "Webmasters". This'll take you through to their affiliate program. Sign-up, send traffic that coverts to memberships = $$$. Or not. It's now quite a different game from 10 years ago (when I started). Then they used to say that "Content is King". But now it's "Traffic is King". Hence the need for acres of free sites, blogs, splogs, fake Myspace/Facebook/Twitter accounts etc. It's tough as there are 1000's of other webmasters searching out those same clicks as you. If you can think "outta the box" then you have a chance. The content is given free (but the same that all your competition is using) and server costs are cheap.
Of course you can do as I do, make and promote your own sites. Example. Micro-niche....lets say...blonde girls licking ashtrays (don't ask!). Now are there 1000 men in the WORLD with internet access who might pay $19 per/month to see such stuffs? Maybe. Shoot some content, design simple sight, get the billing sorted, go live and with some hard work you could see $19,000 per/month. Minus server and model costs....$17,000 easy-peezy. Or not.
A more mainstream example. Some time back that young and utterly useless Paris Hilton offed to jail. Just before I bought lots of related URL's and shot a slightly risque video with a look-a-like. Uploaded everywhere. Lots of links to sell stuffs for that demographic (including the famous video that started it all). Result: around $2,000 per/month profit.
I would suggest starting with a simple blog (I like Wordpress, but each to his own). This blog will teach you everything about how to market "Adult" and also teach you a lot about yourself. Things like will-power, and perseverance and order. I personally know someone with over 150 blogs, with each one bringing in aound $1.5 per day. The old rinse and repeat!
I have little use for what I'm learning, it's just a hobby to pass the time and inform myself a little. (I also have someone teaching me magic tricks, and yet someone else, Spanish cooking!).
Carter71 (great movie! BTW),
There are no jobs to be landed (apart from modeling). For a web guy, simply look at the very bottom of any/most adult sites and you'll find a tiny link: "Webmasters". This'll take you through to their affiliate program. Sign-up, send traffic that coverts to memberships = $$$. Or not. It's now quite a different game from 10 years ago (when I started). Then they used to say that "Content is King". But now it's "Traffic is King". Hence the need for acres of free sites, blogs, splogs, fake Myspace/Facebook/Twitter accounts etc. It's tough as there are 1000's of other webmasters searching out those same clicks as you. If you can think "outta the box" then you have a chance. The content is given free (but the same that all your competition is using) and server costs are cheap.
Of course you can do as I do, make and promote your own sites. Example. Micro-niche....lets say...blonde girls licking ashtrays (don't ask!). Now are there 1000 men in the WORLD with internet access who might pay $19 per/month to see such stuffs? Maybe. Shoot some content, design simple sight, get the billing sorted, go live and with some hard work you could see $19,000 per/month. Minus server and model costs....$17,000 easy-peezy. Or not.
A more mainstream example. Some time back that young and utterly useless Paris Hilton offed to jail. Just before I bought lots of related URL's and shot a slightly risque video with a look-a-like. Uploaded everywhere. Lots of links to sell stuffs for that demographic (including the famous video that started it all). Result: around $2,000 per/month profit.
I would suggest starting with a simple blog (I like Wordpress, but each to his own). This blog will teach you everything about how to market "Adult" and also teach you a lot about yourself. Things like will-power, and perseverance and order. I personally know someone with over 150 blogs, with each one bringing in aound $1.5 per day. The old rinse and repeat!
#98
There are no jobs to be landed (apart from modeling). For a web guy, simply look at the very bottom of any/most adult sites and you'll find a tiny link: "Webmasters". This'll take you through to their affiliate program. Sign-up, send traffic that coverts to memberships = $$$. Or not. It's now quite a different game from 10 years ago (when I started). Then they used to say that "Content is King". But now it's "Traffic is King". Hence the need for acres of free sites, blogs, splogs, fake Myspace/Facebook/Twitter accounts etc. It's tough as there are 1000's of other webmasters searching out those same clicks as you. If you can think "outta the box" then you have a chance. The content is given free (but the same that all your competition is using) and server costs are cheap.
Of course you can do as I do, make and promote your own sites. Example. Micro-niche....lets say...blonde girls licking ashtrays (don't ask!). Now are there 1000 men in the WORLD with internet access who might pay $19 per/month to see such stuffs? Maybe. Shoot some content, design simple sight, get the billing sorted, go live and with some hard work you could see $19,000 per/month. Minus server and model costs....$17,000 easy-peezy. Or not.
A more mainstream example. Some time back that young and utterly useless Paris Hilton offed to jail. Just before I bought lots of related URL's and shot a slightly risque video with a look-a-like. Uploaded everywhere. Lots of links to sell stuffs for that demographic (including the famous video that started it all). Result: around $2,000 per/month profit.
I would suggest starting with a simple blog (I like Wordpress, but each to his own). This blog will teach you everything about how to market "Adult" and also teach you a lot about yourself. Things like will-power, and perseverance and order. I personally know someone with over 150 blogs, with each one bringing in aound $1.5 per day. The old rinse and repeat!
Of course you can do as I do, make and promote your own sites. Example. Micro-niche....lets say...blonde girls licking ashtrays (don't ask!). Now are there 1000 men in the WORLD with internet access who might pay $19 per/month to see such stuffs? Maybe. Shoot some content, design simple sight, get the billing sorted, go live and with some hard work you could see $19,000 per/month. Minus server and model costs....$17,000 easy-peezy. Or not.
A more mainstream example. Some time back that young and utterly useless Paris Hilton offed to jail. Just before I bought lots of related URL's and shot a slightly risque video with a look-a-like. Uploaded everywhere. Lots of links to sell stuffs for that demographic (including the famous video that started it all). Result: around $2,000 per/month profit.
I would suggest starting with a simple blog (I like Wordpress, but each to his own). This blog will teach you everything about how to market "Adult" and also teach you a lot about yourself. Things like will-power, and perseverance and order. I personally know someone with over 150 blogs, with each one bringing in aound $1.5 per day. The old rinse and repeat!
Thankfully the web industry is going from strength to strength so I doubt I'd find the time for such an honerable activity
I do know several people that are getting good money from SEO and social networking work, so can see where you're coming from. The only businesses that seem to be suffering even in this 'recession' we're supposedly in are the traditional design agencies - I know because they keep calling me up asking for work!!Bondes and ashtrays...I'll get me card...
#99
There is one point that may be of general interest, however. Just about everyone uses headers—h1s, h2s, h3s, etc.—on their Web sites. To carter71 I would say. A header is not "an important thing" or even a signpost to an important thing. It's a header.
If I were setting Claud Cockburn's famous imaginary news story, I would make Small earthquake in Chile an h1, and Not many dead an h3, since it's a subhead. I would use h2s to head major sections of a complex page, as appropriate.
For what it's worth, I use h2s on most of my sites, where they are fulfilling what I see as their function. I presumably found no need for them on this one (quite small) site. (I haven't checked, but take carter71's word for it.)
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My business is registered in the Seychelles, through entities based in Wyoming and Cyprus. My office and studio are in Budapest, but with most of my staff working out of the Philippines.
(Mmmmm....sound like one of 007's baddies). Oh, and even more glamorously, I live in Gandia!
As I very much doubt I shall ever have the pleasure of anyones' company from the virtual world of this forum, I should confess that my line of business is....PORN. Hope that doesn't leave anyone too "shaken, not stirred". It is true that I do sometimes introduce myself as an "Internet Consultant"...but I can't really see my business as coming under the "IT" heading.
(Mmmmm....sound like one of 007's baddies). Oh, and even more glamorously, I live in Gandia!
As I very much doubt I shall ever have the pleasure of anyones' company from the virtual world of this forum, I should confess that my line of business is....PORN. Hope that doesn't leave anyone too "shaken, not stirred". It is true that I do sometimes introduce myself as an "Internet Consultant"...but I can't really see my business as coming under the "IT" heading.
I had an interview for a PHP role in Spain some months back .... I only discovered at interview that the work was all PORN. Problem is for any serious web developer (like myself) how can one move on from such a role especially when it is essential to add links to recent projects on your cv ...
From a technological perspective porn sites are challenging to maintain since the web server gets massive hit counts and we start thinking about things like 'hardening apache', server redundancy and of course security issues,
bigSteve
#101
Look I have asked nicely before have I not
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I doubt many of are really that interested in the one upmanship sparring taking place on here, with refences to your livelyhoods, so lets end it there please as its bordering on breaking posting rules. If you want to continue by pm then thats fine but unless you have anything relevant to the OP's request, which is now doubtful, please let it rest
Thank you
.I doubt many of are really that interested in the one upmanship sparring taking place on here, with refences to your livelyhoods, so lets end it there please as its bordering on breaking posting rules. If you want to continue by pm then thats fine but unless you have anything relevant to the OP's request, which is now doubtful, please let it rest
Thank you
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Why would porn surprise any of us? We had our own porn king as a mod last year!
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