Things kids do
Jun 30th 2007 | 1:31 am
#16
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Re: Things kids do
Hi silverchick
Oh god thats awful but as you say made me chuckle - reminded me of one of the kids from school - he came in very upset one day - when asked what was the matter he replied my bird has died - so we were very sympathetic giving him cuddles and asking him if he was ok and did the big shpeel about how things die and how sad it is etc etc etc. We asked him how the poor bird died and he said it drowned in his glass of orange juice - well i lost it at that point coz i could see this poor bird upside down in his orange juice with its legs sticking out of the top - im truly sorry if i have upset anyone but i have a very warped sense of humour and just wet my sides laughing - bad lady.
Sam
Oh god thats awful but as you say made me chuckle - reminded me of one of the kids from school - he came in very upset one day - when asked what was the matter he replied my bird has died - so we were very sympathetic giving him cuddles and asking him if he was ok and did the big shpeel about how things die and how sad it is etc etc etc. We asked him how the poor bird died and he said it drowned in his glass of orange juice - well i lost it at that point coz i could see this poor bird upside down in his orange juice with its legs sticking out of the top - im truly sorry if i have upset anyone but i have a very warped sense of humour and just wet my sides laughing - bad lady.
Sam
Luv Eve
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Jun 30th 2007 | 3:22 am
#17
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Re: Things kids do
I wish id wrote down all the funny things the kids have said or done over the years - it would make a great book - sometimes when i tell my hubby and kids things that theyve said and done at school they say im making it up - believe me my imagination is not good enough to make some things up that they come out with 
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Sam
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Jun 30th 2007 | 4:14 am
#18
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Re: Things kids do
I wish id wrote down all the funny things the kids have said or done over the years - it would make a great book - sometimes when i tell my hubby and kids things that theyve said and done at school they say im making it up - believe me my imagination is not good enough to make some things up that they come out with .
Sam
.Sam
Totally agree
Could have written a best seller.
All the best Eve
Jul 1st 2007 | 9:56 am
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Re: Things kids do
another non kid one but funny in a sick way!
An old friend was on a first date with this really posh girl(who he did marry eventually) went back to her house for 'coffee' her parents were out as he walked into the sitting room, all very nice, log fire burning, very atmospheric, she told him to mind the bird, her mum had probably left it flying around. Anyway as he sat down, the bird decided to land, on his foot, he crossed his legs with such enthusiasm that as the bird came in to land, he kicked it, into the open fire. try explaining that one. it was the only legover he got that night!!
An old friend was on a first date with this really posh girl(who he did marry eventually) went back to her house for 'coffee' her parents were out as he walked into the sitting room, all very nice, log fire burning, very atmospheric, she told him to mind the bird, her mum had probably left it flying around. Anyway as he sat down, the bird decided to land, on his foot, he crossed his legs with such enthusiasm that as the bird came in to land, he kicked it, into the open fire. try explaining that one. it was the only legover he got that night!!
oh and the poo incident reminded me of my brother when he was little- he had a poo in his potty, found a paint brush and decided to decorate the walls....with the contents of his potty
Jul 2nd 2007 | 7:38 am
#20
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From: kent
Re: Things kids do
yuk!!!! sounds like one of those dirty protests they have in prison!!
Jul 2nd 2007 | 8:32 am
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From: kent
Re: Things kids do
yup, I have a friend who is a prison governor and sometimes they do a dirty protest if they're complaining about something(like not getting parole ) mind you the warders don't mind they get paid extra buntz for having to deal with it!
Jul 2nd 2007 | 10:39 am
#23
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From: In the heart of the Ozarks
Re: Things kids do
IP Jr. did the same...sans brush, he is a finger poo painter it seems.
Jul 2nd 2007 | 6:18 pm
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Jul 2nd 2007 | 10:25 pm
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