He just ignored me - he only had eyes for you. We beat the scum twice this year - he's afraid I'll make it an hatrick??

He was such a sweet person...............its funny, but I have all these lovely people on forums and they all just love me so much........

And you too??

I am always a gentleman.

Scummers - I hate you, but I really hope you put it up'em tomorrow.

So do I, because if we don't, Spanish John is going to be bloody insufferable!

I dont know about that..........there arent any arrangements made?

It's like all the most irritating gits on the planet have to support manure - I think it's cos if they went to any other ground they'd get twitted by their own fans for their complete lack of footballing knowledge.

Just realised very few scummers have ever been to a football ground - they're still all irritating though.

Well make some!! - you don't want to miss the opportunity of seeing me in the thong clad flesh - do you??

At the thought of that I have just made them...............I am busy for the whole of July!

I hope he comes on here tonight and tells us all about his amazing life........................you know, after he has spent most of the night wondering around alone looking into the busy bars and pubs while clutching his warm Bacardi Breezer.............

You little minx!!

Ooooooooooooo........I liked the way you said that!

I am so annoyed at this poll now that if I reach 20 votes I will leave this site for good!

Sorry mate but even that beats sitting in a caravan - I'm sure he has a lovely home, a beautiful wife and adorable kids - I feel really sorry for them though.

I'm having a ball mate, an absolute ball.....