I just fantasise about William abdicating, and the Royal family's Mystery Ginger getting the throne.

Who do you mean Garfield or H?

H's dad runs a disco in Marbella.

you mean the polo playing one?

And would you happen to know anything about Garfields dad?

Who is Garfield (other than the cat)?

I'd just be pissing myself laughing if I were Hewitt, that's all.

I was talking about Garfield, as we were talking about all things Ginger......................

Isn't it a euphamism for things ginger and feminine?

As in 'She was scratching her Garfield...'

I wonder how many of you men have bought up a cuckoo and called it your own?

Not me - I've not brought up any kids. I suppose there could be some chaps bringing up my kids though...

Not me. Mine are all so like me it's worrying. They don't look like the wife at all, so maybe they aren't hers?

let her sell the big issue like everyone else. Lazy mare

The statistics say one in five. If the Royals over the years were subjected to DNA tests, they would find that most of them are bastards, including a lot of German bastards.

Well the one good thing is that young Ginger probably doesn't have a single drop of German blood in him.
The downside is that judging by his track record to date,the best thing he can do is keep a low profile.

Actually Harry is very obviously Charles' son - he looks just like him. Poor chap, I bet he wishes he wasn't.