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lynnxa Jan 15th 2009 3:46 pm

Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 

Originally Posted by Cleri (Post 7174471)
are you a ginge?

he can't remember;)

rugbymatt Jan 15th 2009 7:37 pm

Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 

Originally Posted by Cleri (Post 7174471)
are you a ginge?

nope, blonde.

Cleri Jan 15th 2009 7:42 pm

Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7175597)
nope, blonde.

:sneaky:I think you is having a pants on fire moment..

rugbymatt Jan 15th 2009 7:47 pm

Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 

Originally Posted by Cleri (Post 7175606)
:sneaky:I think you is having a pants on fire moment..

definitely blond.....


I'm actually one of them strange people who don't understand what the issue is with Ginger people....... I have had a couple of ginger girl friends and they were absolutely great, in fact, one of them was, without any hesitation, the dirtiest filthiest horn dog I have ever encountered in my damned life!

There are a few pics circulating of me on 'tinternet, although only an old one is on here, so anyone who has seen them will know........

Cleri Jan 15th 2009 7:51 pm

Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7175611)
definitely blond.....


I'm actually one of them strange people who don't understand what the issue is with Ginger people....... I have had a couple of ginger girl friends and they were absolutely great, in fact, one of them was, without any hesitation, the dirtiest filthiest horn dog I have ever encountered in my damned life!

There are a few pics circulating of me on 'tinternet, although only an old one is on here, so anyone who has seen them will know........

I have no probs with ginners:(.....I only remember the pic of you in the hat :sneaky:

Cleri Jan 15th 2009 7:51 pm

Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 

Originally Posted by lynnxa (Post 7175171)
he can't remember;)

Mornin lady :wub:

rugbymatt Jan 15th 2009 7:53 pm

Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 

Originally Posted by Cleri (Post 7175619)
I have no probs with ginners:(.....I only remember the pic of you in the hat :sneaky:

....... oh and the other thing is...... I haven't had a bloody hair on me head now for about 7 years, still, it could have been worse than being bald, god could have given me a small penis too!

Cleri Jan 15th 2009 7:57 pm

Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7175624)
....... oh and the other thing is...... I haven't had a bloody hair on me head now for about 7 years, still, it could have been worse than being bald, god could have given me a small penis too!

<roll eyes>

rugbymatt Jan 15th 2009 8:00 pm

Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 

Originally Posted by Cleri (Post 7175633)
<roll eyes>

Look, you and I both know that you are only talking to me until Ka Ora or someone else less boring than me turns up, so lets just try and work with me eh??!!

Cleri Jan 15th 2009 8:02 pm

Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7175642)
Look, you and I both know that you are only talking to me until Ka Ora or someone else less boring than me turns up, so lets just try and work with me eh??!!

So true,I wonder how big his penis is??....well??? you should know :sneaky:

rugbymatt Jan 15th 2009 8:06 pm

Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 

Originally Posted by Cleri (Post 7175646)
So true,I wonder how big his penis is??....well??? you should know :sneaky:

I have, sadly, never met the guy, but I did once offer to landscape his garden for nothing, but he was so freaked out by my incessant pestering via PM and e-mail to see naked pictures of himself that he respectfully told me to fooooook off.

Cleri Jan 15th 2009 8:12 pm

Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7175652)
I have, sadly, never met the guy, but I did once offer to landscape his garden for nothing, but he was so freaked out by my incessant pestering via PM and e-mail to see naked pictures of himself that he respectfully told me to fooooook off.

:rofl: Yeah,the man has taste....oooo and guns:wub:,he is torturing me at the moment tho,he seems to have put them in the cupboard:(

rugbymatt Jan 15th 2009 8:14 pm

Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 

Originally Posted by Cleri (Post 7175678)
:rofl: Yeah,the man has taste....oooo and guns:wub:,he is torturing me at the moment tho,he seems to have put them in the cupboard:(

You see, this is the problem with women, I have guns too, and bloody great ones at that!

Huh!

Cleri Jan 15th 2009 8:16 pm

Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7175681)
You see, this is the problem with women, I have guns too, and bloody great ones at that!

Huh!

Well you've never flashed them at me have you?....so how would I know?,men!!!! we're not bleedin clairvoyant ..

rugbymatt Jan 15th 2009 8:19 pm

Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 

Originally Posted by Cleri (Post 7175690)
Well you've never flashed them at me have you?....so how would I know?,men!!!! we're not bleedin clairvoyant ..

Some of us don't need to flash our guns all over the place do we!


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