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-   -   The Official Off Topic Thread (https://britishexpats.com/forum/spain-75/official-off-topic-thread-584592/)

gazz Jan 16th 2009 4:14 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Worshippers at a Muslim shrine in western India drop babies from a tower for good luck. The babies are tossed from the tower onto a cloth sheet more than 50 feet below. The infants land and bounce on a bed-sheet held taut by men 50 feet below, and are quickly passed through the crowd to their mothers.

leighbloke Jan 16th 2009 4:16 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7177335)
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
I heard Chuck Norris counted to to infinity - twice.

rugbymatt Jan 16th 2009 4:17 am
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Chuck Norris is so fast he can run round the world and punch himself in the back of the head!

rugbymatt Jan 16th 2009 4:18 am
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Cleri needs to spread...... apparently.

gazz Jan 16th 2009 4:20 am
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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7177453)
Chuck Norris is so fast he can run round the world and punch himself in the back of the head!
:rofl:

Ka Ora! Jan 16th 2009 4:20 am
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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7177453)
Chuck Norris is so fast he can run round the world and punch himself in the back of the head!
That explains a lot:lol:

Chuck Norris is so hard he gets a One Carrot diamond with every Poo.

gazz Jan 16th 2009 4:21 am
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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7177457)
Cleri needs to spread...... apparently.
I´m not sure her Arthritis would allow such behaviour:zzz:

gazz Jan 16th 2009 4:24 am
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Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.

rugbymatt Jan 16th 2009 4:25 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by gazz (Post 7177477)
I´m not sure her Arthritis would allow such behaviour:zzz:
Even if it did, her fat thighs probably wont!

leighbloke Jan 16th 2009 4:26 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Chuck Norris say's RM is his bitch.

Cleri Jan 16th 2009 4:27 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7177492)
Even if it did, her fat thighs probably wont!
At least I'm not bald :rolleyes:

Ka Ora! Jan 16th 2009 4:28 am
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Originally Posted by Cleri (Post 7177499)
At least I'm not bald :rolleyes:
I do a mean low bikini line;)

Cleri Jan 16th 2009 4:28 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by Ka Ora! (Post 7177507)
I do a mean low bikini line;)
Do you now...:sneaky::wub:

gazz Jan 16th 2009 4:29 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by Cleri (Post 7177499)
At least I'm not bald :rolleyes:
Errrrrr hairy fat thighs, thats even worse

gazz Jan 16th 2009 4:30 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by Ka Ora! (Post 7177507)
I do a mean low bikini line;)
You´d do any bikini line:zzz:


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