The Official Off Topic Thread
Jan 15th 2009, 9:37 pm
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The human heart creates enough pressure to squirt blood 30ft
Jan 15th 2009, 9:37 pm
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There is no ctrl button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Jan 15th 2009, 9:39 pm
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Ironically, when doctors in Los Angeles, California went on strike in 1976, the daily number of deaths in the city dropped 18%
Jan 15th 2009, 9:39 pm
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Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
In Morroco not Casa Blanca all kitchen tops were covered with cocroaches put the light on they disappear Where do they go B millions of them?????????????
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Do we have same problemo E
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Jan 15th 2009, 9:39 pm
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits
Jan 15th 2009, 9:40 pm
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...this is makin my night...you silly twats
Jan 15th 2009, 9:40 pm
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Every continent has a city called Rome
Jan 15th 2009, 9:41 pm
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Jack Bauer once stepped into quicksand. The quicksand couldn't escape and nearly drowned.
Jan 15th 2009, 9:41 pm
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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings
Jan 15th 2009, 9:42 pm
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Kissing can aid in reducing tooth decay. This is because the extra saliva helps in keeping the mouth clean
Jan 15th 2009, 9:42 pm
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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Jan 15th 2009, 9:43 pm
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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he is pushing the earth down.
Jan 15th 2009, 9:43 pm
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The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives.
Jan 15th 2009, 9:43 pm
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If you stop smoking and drinking,you wont live longer,it will just feel like it