The human heart creates enough pressure to squirt blood 30ft

There is no ctrl button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Ironically, when doctors in Los Angeles, California went on strike in 1976, the daily number of deaths in the city dropped 18%

So no one is using google or any internet searching device, you are all very brainy pixels

In Morroco not Casa Blanca all kitchen tops were covered with cocroaches put the light on they disappear Where do they go B millions of them?????????????
Do we have same problemo Espana

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits

...this is makin my night...you silly twats

Every continent has a city called Rome

Jack Bauer once stepped into quicksand. The quicksand couldn't escape and nearly drowned.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings

Kissing can aid in reducing tooth decay. This is because the extra saliva helps in keeping the mouth clean

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he is pushing the earth down.

The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives.

If you stop smoking and drinking,you wont live longer,it will just feel like it