None of it was difficult, just surprised there was a topic on which you had no judgement to pass.

Aboard the yacht of course !

The bloody crew has to do something to earn their treasure trove

You prefer a light dry port instead ?

Think there are a few barrels down in the cellar

Sorry for getting all serious - but what is the diff' between a Yacht and a Boat??

Never took much decent champagne of any Frenchie. Prolly cos they had drunk the decent stuff before we sank them. C'est la vie.

Ah, there is a huge debate.

Some boats you can haul on to a trailer and drag around behind a car.

Not with a yacht.

Some say a yacht is a luxury as opposed to a boat being a plaything.

But then a few yachts are quite clearly playthings so thats not a good steer.

So it depends in the end on the skipper, aka the Cap'n !

So is a fixed keel the factor?

WTF, it was humour, have another gin and it may sink in. ;-(

Knickyknackynoo!

Thats easy for you to say.....

Noonackynickershere.

.... are you sure you spelt that right?

Is that in Scotland?

Noo.