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The Official Off Topic Thread

Old Jan 25th 2009, 12:38 am
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Originally Posted by El Capitan View Post
Bin it mate, how many maps can you buy for that many euros ?
I did think that, but the trouble is she has such a sexy voice

Been in the Pool yet?
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Old Jan 25th 2009, 12:56 am
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Originally Posted by Mitzyboy View Post
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Been in the Pool yet?

You must be effin joking there Mitz, even with the solar cover working flat out it is just above brass monkeys and I want many more years of active sex life if you dont mind
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Old Jan 25th 2009, 1:04 am
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Originally Posted by Mitzyboy View Post
Ha ha

Yes my wonderful Satnav
I really need something up to date. I just spent €75 getting a map update and now theyve issued an new one a few months after!!!
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Bin it mate, how many maps can you buy for that many euros ?
One at 75 euros, two at 37.5 euro, three at 25 euro, four at 18.75 euro, five at 15 euro, six at 12.5 euro, 7 at 10.71 euro, 8 at 9.38 euro, 9 at 8.13 euro OR ten at 7.5 euro.
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Originally Posted by leighbloke View Post
One at 75 euros, two at 37.5 euro, three at 25 euro, four at 18.75 euro, five at 15 euro, six at 12.5 euro, 7 at 10.71 euro, 8 at 9.38 euro, 9 at 8.13 euro OR ten at 7.5 euro.
you looked it up didn't you...
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Old Jan 25th 2009, 1:10 am
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Originally Posted by Cleri View Post
you looked it up didn't you...
No. I'm just a sad twat, that has a primary school level of mathematics capability.

Do you have naked photos of yourself you could PM to me??
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Originally Posted by leighbloke View Post
No. I'm just a sad twat.



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Originally Posted by leighbloke View Post
No. I'm just a sad twat, that has a primary school level of mathematics capability.

Do you have naked photos of yourself you could PM to me??
Don't you think you've had enough for one night?
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Old Jan 25th 2009, 1:13 am
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Originally Posted by El Capitan View Post
No comment
Really??
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Old Jan 25th 2009, 1:14 am
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p.s. Cleri, if you really want to send a sad twat naked pics of yourself, maybe after dinner I could get the camera out. Or ........... not.
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Originally Posted by Cleri View Post
Don't you think you've had enough for one night?
Probably not, but enough what?
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Old Jan 25th 2009, 1:15 am
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Which is the difficult part I wonder ?


No


or


comment



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Originally Posted by El Capitan View Post
p.s. Cleri, if you really want to send a sad twat naked pics of yourself, maybe after dinner I could get the camera out. Or ........... not.
Well....where is dinner?...is there champagne involved?
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Originally Posted by leighbloke View Post
Probably not, but enough what?
Well....with or without donkeys?
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Originally Posted by Cleri View Post
Well....where is dinner?...is there champagne involved?

Dont do that French acid stuff, only cava reserve at my table
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Old Jan 25th 2009, 1:17 am
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Originally Posted by El Capitan View Post
Dont do that French acid stuff, only cava reserve at my table
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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