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Old Jan 24th 2009 | 11:38 am
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Originally Posted by El Capitan
Bin it mate, how many maps can you buy for that many euros ?
I did think that, but the trouble is she has such a sexy voice

Been in the Pool yet?
 
Old Jan 24th 2009 | 11:56 am
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Originally Posted by Mitzyboy
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Been in the Pool yet?

You must be effin joking there Mitz, even with the solar cover working flat out it is just above brass monkeys and I want many more years of active sex life if you dont mind
 
Old Jan 24th 2009 | 12:04 pm
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Originally Posted by Mitzyboy
Ha ha

Yes my wonderful Satnav
I really need something up to date. I just spent €75 getting a map update and now theyve issued an new one a few months after!!!
Originally Posted by El Capitan
Bin it mate, how many maps can you buy for that many euros ?
One at 75 euros, two at 37.5 euro, three at 25 euro, four at 18.75 euro, five at 15 euro, six at 12.5 euro, 7 at 10.71 euro, 8 at 9.38 euro, 9 at 8.13 euro OR ten at 7.5 euro.
 
Old Jan 24th 2009 | 12:06 pm
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Originally Posted by leighbloke
One at 75 euros, two at 37.5 euro, three at 25 euro, four at 18.75 euro, five at 15 euro, six at 12.5 euro, 7 at 10.71 euro, 8 at 9.38 euro, 9 at 8.13 euro OR ten at 7.5 euro.
you looked it up didn't you...
 
Old Jan 24th 2009 | 12:10 pm
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Originally Posted by Cleri
you looked it up didn't you...
No. I'm just a sad twat, that has a primary school level of mathematics capability.

Do you have naked photos of yourself you could PM to me??
 
Old Jan 24th 2009 | 12:12 pm
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Originally Posted by leighbloke
No. I'm just a sad twat.



No comment
 
Old Jan 24th 2009 | 12:12 pm
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Originally Posted by leighbloke
No. I'm just a sad twat, that has a primary school level of mathematics capability.

Do you have naked photos of yourself you could PM to me??
Don't you think you've had enough for one night?
 
Old Jan 24th 2009 | 12:13 pm
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Originally Posted by El Capitan
No comment
Really??
 
Old Jan 24th 2009 | 12:14 pm
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p.s. Cleri, if you really want to send a sad twat naked pics of yourself, maybe after dinner I could get the camera out. Or ........... not.
 
Old Jan 24th 2009 | 12:14 pm
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Originally Posted by Cleri
Don't you think you've had enough for one night?
Probably not, but enough what?
 
Old Jan 24th 2009 | 12:15 pm
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Which is the difficult part I wonder ?


No


or


comment



 
Old Jan 24th 2009 | 12:15 pm
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Originally Posted by El Capitan
p.s. Cleri, if you really want to send a sad twat naked pics of yourself, maybe after dinner I could get the camera out. Or ........... not.
Well....where is dinner?...is there champagne involved?
 
Old Jan 24th 2009 | 12:15 pm
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Originally Posted by leighbloke
Probably not, but enough what?
Well....with or without donkeys?
 
Old Jan 24th 2009 | 12:16 pm
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Originally Posted by Cleri
Well....where is dinner?...is there champagne involved?

Dont do that French acid stuff, only cava reserve at my table
 
Old Jan 24th 2009 | 12:17 pm
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Originally Posted by El Capitan
Dont do that French acid stuff, only cava reserve at my table
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
 



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