you truly are a very very baaaad man!!!

slowly slowly catchy monkey!

That is a strange saying isnt it .... what the hell does it mean

it means slowly slowly, you catchy the monkey, quickly quickly you catch some dirt....

are you having problems speaking properly?

No, me speaky just fine.....

you obviously didn't watch 'Tribe' last night? caught woolly monkeys to eat! it was sad as they had babies, but i suppose they can't afford to be sentimental when theres no food about!

I'm like that when it comes to cider.....

do you have to hunt for it?

We would only need a guitar - for music is the food of love

you obviously haven't heard me sing!

sometimes, and usually my quarry is a pub, often followed by a drunken stumble home and the inevitable walk back to the pub in the morning to get the car!!

good man for not driving home

No he was just so p!ssed that he forgot he'd taken it

not gonna happen.