Monkey tea is my backup plan if they're every sold out!

I'm going to pop to sainsburys later as they apparently have this new milk that is better for you than semi skimmed but tastes and the consistancy of it is the same as full fat milk!! EXCITEMENT!

Report back when you've tried it

Living on the edge mate!

No - that's when you dunk your biscuit in your tea and hope it doesn't break and fall in

I know mate, I know! I must go all crazy and pick up a packet of Jaffa Cakes too!!! It's the kinda insane crazy dare devil I am!

Wild!

Don't dunk them in your tea they'll make a squidgy mess in the bottom of your cup

Tho my sensible side will provale and I'll end up getting the childrens party size!

But I shall wait as my Spanish plated quad bike is due to arrive this morning, it's fully road legal there with EU logo'd plates, so in theory I should be able to ride it down to Sainsburys!!

Should be interesting if the cops decide to stop me, I wonder if they can do anything! I can't see how!

Now that would be just plain crazy!!!

Yeah bebeh! Burn it down there and if you get stopped just add an "o" on the end of every word and you will sound Spanish (this tip has been taken from Big Petes language course)

Mayo nameo is Edwardo offiocio and I comeo from Bathalona!

SORTED thanks to big petes language course (tm)

Hey don't knock it, it's a great backup when you can't think of the correct Spanish word