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Mitzyboy May 29th 2011 6:09 am

Cyclists
 
OK, not the right place, but nowhere else to put it

I bought a new bike. I figured out all the gears and suspension, but there is one thing on the handlebars that I cant figure at all as it isnt mentioned anywhere in the manual

Any clever cyclists out there recognise what it might be? Its simply a round plastic thing strapped to the handlebar with a spring loaded button on the side, not connected to anything

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e2.../IMG_0682p.jpg

agoreira May 29th 2011 6:13 am

Re: Cyclists
 
A silent bell?;)

JLFS May 29th 2011 6:20 am

Re: Cyclists
 
Could it be a little round box type thingy to put your "somthing for the weekend sir", in?


:D
Or could it be "Mace Spray"?

Mitzyboy May 29th 2011 6:22 am

Re: Cyclists
 

Originally Posted by JLFS (Post 9395921)
Could it be a little round box type thingy to put your "somthing for the weekend sir", in?


:D
Or could it be "Mace Spray"?

Whatever it is, its bloody annoying me as I doesn't seem to serve any purpose

agoreira May 29th 2011 6:22 am

Re: Cyclists
 
A silent bell?;)
Is it something like this?
http://www.bicyclehero.com/gb/cyclin...bell-bike.html

Mitzyboy May 29th 2011 6:25 am

Re: Cyclists
 

Originally Posted by agoreira (Post 9395923)
A silent bell?;)
Is it something like this?
http://www.bicyclehero.com/gb/cyclin...bell-bike.html

It looks very similar .... but I doesnt make a noise :lol::lol:
I'm going out to press it in different places

JLFS May 29th 2011 6:30 am

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Originally Posted by agoreira (Post 9395923)
A silent bell?;)
Is it something like this?
http://www.bicyclehero.com/gb/cyclin...bell-bike.html

Great invention a silent bell, was it invented by the same guy who invented non stick glue?:rofl:

JLFS May 29th 2011 6:31 am

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Whatevery you do dont touch it while you are in motion, it could be the ejector seat........:eek:

agoreira May 29th 2011 6:31 am

Re: Cyclists
 

Originally Posted by Mitzyboy (Post 9395927)
I'm going out to press it in different places

Sounds like you've forgotten what to press to get a response!;)

JLFS May 29th 2011 6:33 am

Re: Cyclists
 

Originally Posted by Mitzyboy (Post 9395927)
It looks very similar .... but I doesnt make a noise :lol::lol:
I'm going out to press it in different places

Is anyone else getting the same meaning as me when reading this post????;)

Mitzyboy May 29th 2011 7:29 am

Re: Cyclists
 

Originally Posted by JLFS (Post 9395940)
Is anyone else getting the same meaning as me when reading this post????;)


No no .... I touched it everywhere
Ooooooh Matron :D

Remarkably it does seem to be some kind of inadequate bell. You have to pull the button back and let it go, and it makes little noise

Beaten by the obvious ... thanks agoreira :lol:

bxpuser24710519 May 29th 2011 7:54 am

Re: Cyclists
 
You don't press it , you ping it ! :ohmy:



It looks exactly like the bell on mine flick the lever downwards and it pings :thumbsup:

Dick Dasterdly May 29th 2011 7:55 am

Re: Cyclists
 

Originally Posted by JLFS (Post 9395940)
Is anyone else getting the same meaning as me when reading this post????;)

Wonder if the "thingy" needs a new battery ? :rofl:

JLFS May 29th 2011 8:51 am

Re: Cyclists
 
It appears that to be a Supermod, you dont have to know how to ring the bell on yer bike. :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Jur May 29th 2011 7:12 pm

Re: Cyclists
 

Originally Posted by Mitzyboy (Post 9395905)
OK, not the right place, but nowhere else to put it

I bought a new bike. I figured out all the gears and suspension, but there is one thing on the handlebars that I cant figure at all as it isnt mentioned anywhere in the manual

Any clever cyclists out there recognise what it might be? Its simply a round plastic thing strapped to the handlebar with a spring loaded button on the side, not connected to anything

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e2.../IMG_0682p.jpg

(It´s a bell, put your thumb on the smaller part with grooves, it´s on a spring. Pull back, let go: "Pling"!)

bxpuser24710519 May 29th 2011 7:26 pm

Re: Cyclists
 

Originally Posted by Jur (Post 9396814)
(It´s a bell, put your thumb on the smaller part with grooves, it´s on a spring. Pull back, let go: "Pling"!)

Yip thats what I said.

Dick Dasterdly May 29th 2011 9:18 pm

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A bit of understanding is what's called for here.
The thing is it can take some old timers a while to get their heads around such modern technology as bells on bikes.
After all they've only been around for a hundred years or so. ;)

montgomail May 29th 2011 10:21 pm

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That'll be useful for beating the rush hour on the N332, Mitzy.

Mitzyboy May 29th 2011 11:46 pm

Re: Cyclists
 

Originally Posted by Dick Dasterdly (Post 9396983)
A bit of understanding is what's called for here.
The thing is it can take some old timers a while to get their heads around such modern technology as bells on bikes.
After all they've only been around for a hundred years or so. ;)

Well, it aint a bell as I know it, and 5 people looked at it this week including a hardened cyclist on an internet forum, so that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it. :D

Frankly it would be absolutely useless as a bell anyway, cos it makes hardly any noise

agoreira May 30th 2011 12:07 am

Re: Cyclists
 

Originally Posted by Mitzyboy (Post 9397244)
Well, it aint a bell as I know it, and 5 people looked at it this week including a hardened cyclist on an internet forum, so that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it. :D

Even I got it, so it can't be that difficult!:lol: I was right first time, a silent bell! :rofl:

Mitzyboy May 30th 2011 12:10 am

Re: Cyclists
 

Originally Posted by agoreira (Post 9397281)
Even I got it, so it can't be that difficult!:lol: I was right first time, a silent bell! :rofl:

Obviously it was :)
I prefer air horns myself

Jur May 30th 2011 12:12 am

Re: Cyclists
 

Originally Posted by The Capitans Wench (Post 9396834)
Yip thats what I said.

Sorry, missed that.

JLFS May 30th 2011 12:25 am

Re: Cyclists
 

Originally Posted by agoreira (Post 9397281)
Even I got it, so it can't be that difficult!:lol: I was right first time, a silent bell! :rofl:

A silent bell?????? is that for deaf people, then?

:confused::rofl::confused::rofl::confused::rofl:

How does it work?

Do you just ring the bell and when they dont hear it, you give them a big boot up the jacksy to move them out of the way?

Rosemary May 30th 2011 2:22 am

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Originally Posted by Mitzyboy (Post 9397283)
Obviously it was :)
I prefer air horns myself

Has someone taught you the key words and put stickers on the vital parts for you? Saddle, pedals, handlebars etc, can picture you getting on the wrong way and finding the handlebars very uncomfortable for your rear. Have you got a safety helmet? Are you really going to do a long ride, if so is it for charity?

Rosemary

rugbymatt May 30th 2011 3:10 am

Re: Cyclists
 
Oh god! Its like having Extreme back!!!


I still can't get the image of lycra out of my mind!


With regards to the unknown object.... maybe its a Transformer and it "Transforms" into a giant lycra clad robot whose sole objective it to clog up the roads and irritate drivers?

JLFS May 30th 2011 4:00 am

Re: Cyclists
 

Originally Posted by The Oddities (Post 9397499)
Has someone taught you the key words and put stickers on the vital parts for you? Saddle, pedals, handlebars etc, can picture you getting on the wrong way and finding the handlebars very uncomfortable for your rear. Have you got a safety helmet? Are you really going to do a long ride, if so is it for charity?

Rosemary

Are you being a bit unfair to Mitzy here, just because he doesnt understand the more sophisticated "extras" on the bike, like the bell, does not mean that he should not be let out alone.

:rofl::rofl:

Rosemary May 30th 2011 4:02 am

Re: Cyclists
 

Originally Posted by JLFS (Post 9397630)
Are you being a bit unfair to Mitzy here, just because he doesnt understand the more sophisticated "extras" on the bike, like the bell, does not mean that he should not be let out alone.

:rofl::rofl:

Have you met him? I have, say no more.

Rosemary

JLFS May 30th 2011 4:15 am

Re: Cyclists
 

Originally Posted by The Oddities (Post 9397634)
Have you met him? I have, say no more.

Rosemary

Oh, well I will say no more, you obviously know what the score is, just make sure he puts his helmet on and has a paper with his name and address on with him, when he starts his travels.

Rosemary May 30th 2011 4:53 am

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I think that I am about to be banned.:ohmy::o

Rosemary

Mitzyboy May 30th 2011 4:55 am

Re: Cyclists
 

Originally Posted by JLFS (Post 9397663)
and has a paper with his name and address on with him, when he starts his travels.

Not necessary, I have been chipped :)

Rosemary May 30th 2011 4:57 am

Re: Cyclists
 

Originally Posted by Mitzyboy (Post 9397754)
Not necessary, I have been chipped :)

Is that because you kept on losing the bits of paper?

OK I know the score, I am out the door.

Rosemary

Mitzyboy May 30th 2011 5:18 am

Re: Cyclists
 

Originally Posted by The Oddities (Post 9397758)
Is that because you kept on losing the bits of paper?

OK I know the score, I am out the door.

Rosemary


No, I had a list of where I had put the bits of paper, but I seem to have lost the list somewhere. I shall have to make a list of where I put the list. That might help

onlineamiga May 30th 2011 9:43 am

Re: Cyclists
 
Aye the silly cyclists bell... does nothing to deter an idiot in a 4x4 that cuts infront of you. Actually mopeds are worse.. as you have no engine you are scum of the earth so just act like youre invisible.
Personally i'd like to replace my little bell with a big ass HGV horn. unfortunately the HGV horns are just too big and heavy to attach to a bike.. So perhaps I should look at a Boss speaker set up attached to an mp3 player with a recording of a HGV horn instead.. hmmm.. There is always a way :)

bxpuser24710519 May 30th 2011 8:04 pm

Re: Cyclists
 
Maybe mine is not a bell either then, it just happens to ring albeit quiet quietly. Hope you solve the mystery.

bxpuser24710519 May 30th 2011 8:06 pm

Re: Cyclists
 

Originally Posted by onlineamiga (Post 9398302)
Aye the silly cyclists bell... does nothing to deter an idiot in a 4x4 that cuts infront of you. Actually mopeds are worse.. as you have no engine you are scum of the earth so just act like youre invisible.
Personally i'd like to replace my little bell with a big ass HGV horn. unfortunately the HGV horns are just too big and heavy to attach to a bike.. So perhaps I should look at a Boss speaker set up attached to an mp3 player with a recording of a HGV horn instead.. hmmm.. There is always a way :)

If it works can you do my bike too along with a Scottish flag lol

I am sick of car drivers cutting me up and of them going in the outs and trying to knock me off my bike. Don't they know it is us cyclists that get points for running cars off the road. (thats a joke by the way)

Rosemary May 30th 2011 9:02 pm

Re: Cyclists
 

Originally Posted by The Capitans Wench (Post 9399280)
If it works can you do my bike too along with a Scottish flag lol

I am sick of car drivers cutting me up and of them going in the outs and trying to knock me off my bike. Don't they know it is us cyclists that get points for running cars off the road. (thats a joke by the way)

Then you are not taking your task seriously enough.........;);)

Rosemary

Fredbargate May 30th 2011 9:51 pm

Re: Cyclists
 

Originally Posted by The Capitans Wench (Post 9399280)
I am sick of car drivers cutting me up and of them going in the outs and trying to knock me off my bike. Don't they know it is us cyclists that get points for running cars off the road. (thats a joke by the way)

I'm sick of cyclists weaving through traffic cutting in front of me whilst I am moving, you would think they had a DEATH WHISH.
When it comes to obeying traffic lights / crossings etc. don't even mention it :thumbdown:

Mitzyboy May 30th 2011 10:30 pm

Re: Cyclists
 

Originally Posted by The Capitans Wench (Post 9399280)
If it works can you do my bike too along with a Scottish flag lol

I am sick of car drivers cutting me up and of them going in the outs and trying to knock me off my bike. Don't they know it is us cyclists that get points for running cars off the road. (thats a joke by the way)


Originally Posted by Fredbargate (Post 9399443)
I'm sick of cyclists weaving through traffic cutting in front of me whilst I am moving, you would think they had a DEATH WHISH.
When it comes to obeying traffic lights / crossings etc. don't even mention it :thumbdown:

I'm cycling about 20 miles a day at the moment, and although the majority of car drivers seem to be quite courteous in that they move well away from you when passing, one or two have nearly had me off my bike on roundabouts. That tends to be when they are turning right and I am going straight on.

This morning a car came around a blind T junction at speed on the wrong side of the road. He narrowly missed a car coming the other way, but if he had swerved then it would have been me that took it head on! :frown:

bxpuser24710519 May 30th 2011 10:47 pm

Re: Cyclists
 

Originally Posted by Fredbargate (Post 9399443)
I'm sick of cyclists weaving through traffic cutting in front of me whilst I am moving, you would think they had a DEATH WHISH.
When it comes to obeying traffic lights / crossings etc. don't even mention it :thumbdown:

:-) I don't weave through traffic, I want to live. I stay to right as much as possible, normally inside the white line at the side of road if there is one. I always obey the traffic lights/crossings. I have cycled the wrong way on a No Entry ... I was new here and did not look at signpost I followed a car !

As a pedestrian I loathe cyclists ! in town they rule, they have no thought for other road users of any kind :thumbdown:

The lycra clad ones are worst ! in more ways than one :rofl:

bxpuser24710519 May 30th 2011 10:49 pm

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Originally Posted by Mitzyboy (Post 9399506)
This morning a car came around a blind T junction at speed on the wrong side of the road. He narrowly missed a car coming the other way, but if he had swerved then it would have been me that took it head on! :frown:

Don't you be bashing your head again, I hope you wear a helmet.


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