Originally Posted by TheArmChairDetective

Yes, I paid a local mechanic to fit HD suspension to my D1, I gave up actual spannering in the 80's

Originally Posted by TheArmChairDetective

I have never fought a bull, been in an orgy, flown a plane or fathered a son.

So, you are wrong ;-)

Originally Posted by jdr

My mistake, I was so confused trying to track all the crap posted on about ten threads I thought RM had quoted lee8. lol

Originally Posted by lee8

I`ve never fixed a car by the way, I pay people to get there hands that dirty.

Originally Posted by big wheels

All mechanics seem wear rubber surgical gloves these days..............

Sissy's Don't know they're born

Not like in my day, swarfega wth added sawdust and a soak in bleach, followed by the scrubbing brush was the usual method of getting the hands something like clean

Originally Posted by big wheels

swarfega wth added sawdust

Originally Posted by Mitzyboy

I'll have to go and get one, keep it in the boot, and get it out in times of tribulation

Originally Posted by Mitzyboy

Whilst sipping coffee in Oliva centre I witnessed a delivery van reverse out from its parking space (the pedestrian crossing) gently into a young lady's car leaving a small dent.

Lady gets out, lots of arm waving, van driver laughs (mistake), lady makes a phone call.

Moments later local police man arrives with stern look on face. Lady retrieves baby from car and points it at everyone to ensure the law is on her side. After five minutes backup arrives in the form of another local plod. They circle the van taking notes. Its clearly serious because moments later another local plod arrives, swiftly followed by another. There are now 4 looking at the van. They all get introduced to the baby. Van driver looks worried. Crowd forming, traffic stopping, waiters dissapear .... I want my bill!!!

I go to the supermarket and 15 minutes later its still going on. Photographs being taken, baby being waved etc etc

Such is the crime wave in Oliva ....... as I walk away a police car approaches ... maybe they'll lock him up forever

Originally Posted by Lionda

Did you pay your bill - or are you now on Olivia's most wanted

Originally Posted by Mitzyboy

If you want anything doing in Spain just wave your baby in the air. You can step onto pedestrian crossings with no fear of a car not stopping, magically appear at the front of the supermarket queue and all will smile at you ...... did anyone see that TV prog about the women who were buying very lifelike dolls costing thousands because they couldn't be @rsed to have a real baby. They were walking them out in prams, treating them just like a real baby. They weren't so mad you know ... they had a plan!!!

I think I'll get one, keep it in a rucksack and shamelessly wave it around in the air whenever the need arises.

Originally Posted by Lionda

But did you pay your bill I think you are trying to get out of answering

Originally Posted by Mitzyboy

I borrowed the ladies baby, waved it around and they all smiled sweetly and let me leave the cafe












Yes I paid eventually