I imagine you had to have a closer look to inspect the job?

Problem is that unless there is a landing strip I have trouble guiding myself in!

Maybe you just need a co-pilot?

Been there, done that, and there is no way I would like to look at your **** face!!!

I am choking here laughing at you two dirty old men

How about looking at his arse


















On second thoughts

That would be one of us!

Could you not think of anything else to look at?

You're talking about me aren't you??

Erm................yeah!

Thats right.............humour the old man

I'd keep out of age fights if I were you!!

That's any chance you had with her out of the window!

It always ends up with her calling me a t****r anyway - just thought I'd get it out of the way early doors tonight!!

I put in a good word for you last night aswell, so expect you'll get to try out your solo flight landing skills when you meet up.

Excuse me..........dont talk about me as though Im not here