madcarole

I have just beenn really embarresses by a gardner!! i told him i needed an estimate for my bush that needed trimming..!!
he told me to ring the shop in town that does leg waxing etc//
i was confused as to what that had to do with my bush that needed trimming!!!!

so he explained in detail!!!!

so i have decided i dont want an estimate from him..i wouldnt feel safe..

but again perhaps///

lol carole

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Do you have the phone number of the shop in town cos my bush is desperate for a trim

Suzanne182

OMG!! How embarrassing can't believe he did that! Can't believe you needed it explaining, that is so funny.

Was he nice?

mikelincs

Mods, can we have the two threads merged-- Please...

Mitzyboy

Dont you have some shears?

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I think I will stick with the razor

madcarole

what 2 threads??/

madcarole

omg I felt so stupid ..you see i was looking at the bush i needed trimming at the time..
and i was thinking he might have to take all the rubish away as there would be a lot of it..
when he told me i would need the shop in town which is called 'hair today - gone tommorrow'..lol
and all i could think of was 'why would they do the job, they cut hair dont they....very blonde moment or 2 or 20....

its all this talking about bottoms on the other thread that has done this to me i think...its rugby matts fault me thinks..

rugbymatt

I have heard that.

Mitzyboy

You're an expert in topiary aren't you?

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Youve just given me an idea..............













you work with bushes dont you?

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SNAP!

rugbymatt

an old ex of mine trimmed her bush into a heart shape and dyed it red for Valentines day once...........................it was a bit of a shock!

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Yuk........I hope she didnt have sensitive skin.

rugbymatt

I didn't stop to ask!