BUSH TRIMMED!!
 

I have just beenn really embarresses by a gardner!! i told him i needed an estimate for my bush that needed trimming..!!
he told me to ring the shop in town that does leg waxing etc//
i was confused as to what that had to do with my bush that needed trimming!!!!

so he explained in detail!!!!

so i have decided i dont want an estimate from him..i wouldnt feel safe..

but again perhaps///

lol carole

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Do you have the phone number of the shop in town cos my bush is desperate for a trim ;) :lol:

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OMG!!:rofl: How embarrassing can't believe he did that! Can't believe you needed it explaining, that is so funny.

Was he nice?:D

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Mods, can we have the two threads merged-- Please...

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Dont you have some shears? :)

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I think I will stick with the razor :o

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what 2 threads??/

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omg I felt so stupid ..you see i was looking at the bush i needed trimming at the time..:eek::eek::rofl:
and i was thinking he might have to take all the rubish away as there would be a lot of it..:lol::lol:
when he told me i would need the shop in town which is called 'hair today - gone tommorrow'..lol
and all i could think of was 'why would they do the job, they cut hair dont they....very blonde moment or 2 or 20....

its all this talking about bottoms on the other thread that has done this to me i think...its rugby matts fault me thinks..

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I have heard that.

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You're an expert in topiary aren't you? :D

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Youve just given me an idea..............













you work with bushes dont you? ;)

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SNAP!

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an old ex of mine trimmed her bush into a heart shape and dyed it red for Valentines day once...........................it was a bit of a shock!

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Yuk........I hope she didnt have sensitive skin.

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I didn't stop to ask!