The Big "V"
May 9th 2007, 2:58 pm
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May 9th 2007, 3:04 pm
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May 9th 2007, 4:31 pm
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Re: The Big "V"
yes, I well remember a good few years ago one of our people trying to expalin that we needed a faeces sample from an asian gentleman. After 30 mins of trying to describe what we wanted the chap went off.. and returned the next day with a..... sputum sample.. wrong end.. He had another attempt, and all of a sudden the light must have dawned because the chap said .. Ahhhh you mean sh*t... he just said yes.. but as he said, he couldn't really have described it like that in case he offended him.. I also remember going to take blood from a young lady (about 20) in our waiting room, I asked her to slip her coat off so i could take some blood from her arm.. she did,.. but the coat was ALL she was wearing... 
Luckily there were no other patients in the room at the time.
..So I got her to put the coat back on and we managed by just rolling up the sleeve...:curse:
Luckily there were no other patients in the room at the time. ..So I got her to put the coat back on and we managed by just rolling up the sleeve...:curse:3 day fecal fat, they are the best; we have had people take the plastic bag out of the bucket and do their big jobs straight into the bucket
, they get very up set when you tell them that they will have to do it again and this time keep the bag in. Use to love it when people brought urine samples in to the lab in lucorzade bottles, always wanted to put it in the fridge in the tea room, as we had someone that worked on call who drank everyones drinks
May 9th 2007, 5:39 pm
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Re: The Big "V"
3 day fecal fat, they are the best; we have had people take the plastic bag out of the bucket and do their big jobs straight into the bucket , they get very up set when you tell them that they will have to do it again and this time keep the bag in. Use to love it when people brought urine samples in to the lab in lucorzade bottles, always wanted to put it in the fridge in the tea room, as we had someone that worked on call who drank everyones drinks
, they get very up set when you tell them that they will have to do it again and this time keep the bag in. Use to love it when people brought urine samples in to the lab in lucorzade bottles, always wanted to put it in the fridge in the tea room, as we had someone that worked on call who drank everyones drinks
May 9th 2007, 5:41 pm
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Re: The Big "V"
When my brother had it done he was told that he could not drive himself home after the operation so he rode his pushbike to and fro. Five miles on a saddle after the op - guess who collapsed when he arrived home.
Making you cringe guys????
Rosemary
Making you cringe guys????
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May 9th 2007, 5:44 pm
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Re: The Big "V"
Well I think that just confirms where a mans brains are
May 9th 2007, 5:55 pm
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Re: The Big "V"
The way to mans heart is through his stomach, the way to his brains is through his flies.
Already posted I know, and courtesy of my ma.
Already posted I know, and courtesy of my ma.
May 9th 2007, 7:14 pm
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May 9th 2007, 7:16 pm
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