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Re: Absolutely Looney
Originally Posted by The Oddities
(Post 5213132)
Come on Lynnxa, Montgomail you have seen me, we are talking about one sexy hunk of a guy here whats the matter with that woman of mine.
Graham. |
Re: Absolutely Looney
[QUOTE=The Oddities;5212180]Love your ideas but think that I would be forced to use the loo in the dark......do not want him to get too excited with the light being turned on and off.
Thank you so much for your post I have sat here crying with laughter and the best of it is he has not read any of this yet so will end up crying again later when he does. Karma for your wonderful imagination. Rosemary..you could always get infra red remote control..that would work the strobes as well !!...;)..the very thought of you crying with laughter set me off this evening...all oddities together I think..thanks for the Karma, your thread really brightened up my day...:D [QUOTE=The Oddities;5212195]I am so tired today because after seeing the repulsive sight I was afraid to go to sleep in case of having nightmares but BB has given me a whole new hilarious picture so no nightmares tonight. No nightmares tonight but whatever you do ...don't think about painting the ceiling...:eek: :eek:..sleep tight...oh and turn that light off...:thumbsup: |
Re: Absolutely Looney
Originally Posted by The Oddities
(Post 5213140)
BB, if I can just get her to go for the strobe lighting effect I can really see the positive side of your suggestion.:sneaky:
Graham |
Re: Absolutely Looney
Originally Posted by The Oddities
(Post 5212209)
Now you understand why the family say we are odd etc. There have been so many incidents like this over the years that I could tell you about but we would not be welcome on BE if I did that.
Rosemary It must have been nearly as funny as watching H.G flailing about in the nude(please, bear in mind he is of ginger hue):ohmy: trying to get a mozzie he had heard buzzing n the bedroom. Not a pretty sight, how we have ANY passion left in our life is beyond me!!:rofl: |
Re: Absolutely Looney
Originally Posted by Bigbhudda69
(Post 5213841)
Git reminded me of when I was building a hen house naked in the middle of the night...
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Re: Absolutely Looney
Originally Posted by silverchick
(Post 5213858)
OH PLEEEEEEZE TEL US, YOU'VE HAD ME LAUGHING SO MUCH!!!
It must have been nearly as funny as watching H.G flailing about in the nude(please, bear in mind he is of ginger hue):ohmy: trying to get a mozzie he had heard buzzing n the bedroom. Not a pretty sight, how we have ANY passion left in our life is beyond me!!:rofl: |
Re: Absolutely Looney
Originally Posted by Mitzyboy
(Post 5213889)
Were there lots of little peckers about?
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Re: Absolutely Looney
Originally Posted by Bigbhudda69
(Post 5213916)
You must have plenty of passion left if HG can swot a mozzie with it ..:eek: I can't imagine what the mozzie thought but it terrifies me...
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Re: Absolutely Looney
Originally Posted by The Oddities
(Post 5213649)
Trouble with women is that they always say that they want floor play and then complain when you give it to them - that is the right word isn't it?
Graham |
Re: Absolutely Looney
Originally Posted by Bigbhudda69
(Post 5213916)
You must have plenty of passion left if HG can swot a mozzie with it ..:eek: I can't imagine what the mozzie thought but it terrifies me...
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Re: Absolutely Looney
Originally Posted by The Oddities
(Post 5210748)
You are all well aware of the fact that my OH is quite mad regarding things like driving 78 km each way for fish and chips but last night I became really worries.
We went to bed about 12.15 a.m. and at 12.50 he got up and told me that he was going to do some grouting so I should go to sleep. I gave him 10 mins to come back because I thought he was only going to the loo but he did not return. There is no door on our bathroom yet and the sight that beheld me was OH crawling around on all fours in the nude grouting the bathroom floor tiles, definitely NOT a pretty sight. He said that it would be dry in the morning so a good time to do it. So my question to you all is do I divorce him immediately and run like hell or do I find out how to get someone sectioned in Spain? Rosemary |
Re: Absolutely Looney
Originally Posted by The Oddities
(Post 5213649)
Trouble with women is that they always say that they want floor play and then complain when you give it to them - that is the right word isn't it?
Graham Come on Graham, there's floor play and then there's FLOOR PLAY I think you need to look at the instructions again. |
Re: Absolutely Looney
Originally Posted by crispygirl
(Post 5219163)
Come on Graham, there's floor play and then there's FLOOR PLAY I think you need to look at the instructions again.
Graham |
Re: Absolutely Looney
Originally Posted by The Oddities
(Post 5220282)
Did not know that there were instructions for FLOOR play so maybe they were missing from the box that my toy came in. Would you be kind enough to give me your instructions?
Graham Not sure if I have un-packed mine it's been such a long time since they were lasted needed (bad knees you see) but in the words of JDR...GOOGLE is your friend:) |
Re: Absolutely Looney
Originally Posted by crispygirl
(Post 5220858)
Not sure if I have un-packed mine it's been such a long time since they were lasted needed (bad knees you see) but in the words of JDR...GOOGLE is your friend:)
Not sure how that will help with my education on these finer matters. Graham |
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