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Rosemary Aug 20th 2007 3:38 am

Re: Absolutely Looney
 

Originally Posted by Mitzyboy (Post 5211652)
Well it would be somewhere to park your bike.
So he's spent another night on the tiles!

I take it all back Rosemary, you are oddities after all

Now you understand why the family say we are odd etc. There have been so many incidents like this over the years that I could tell you about but we would not be welcome on BE if I did that.

Rosemary

jdr Aug 20th 2007 3:56 am

Re: Absolutely Looney
 

Originally Posted by The Oddities (Post 5212195)
I am so tired today because after seeing the repulsive sight I was afraid to go to sleep in case of having nightmares but BB has given me a whole new hilarious picture so no nightmares tonight.

Rosemary

As my mum would of said... "A blind person would of loved to see it"

leighbloke Aug 20th 2007 4:39 am

Re: Absolutely Looney
 

Originally Posted by The Oddities (Post 5210748)
You are all well aware of the fact that my OH is quite mad regarding things like driving 78 km each way for fish and chips but last night I became really worries.

We went to bed about 12.15 a.m. and at 12.50 he got up and told me that he was going to do some grouting so I should go to sleep. I gave him 10 mins to come back because I thought he was only going to the loo but he did not return.

There is no door on our bathroom yet and the sight that beheld me was OH crawling around on all fours in the nude grouting the bathroom floor tiles, definitely NOT a pretty sight. He said that it would be dry in the morning so a good time to do it.

So my question to you all is do I divorce him immediately and run like hell or do I find out how to get someone sectioned in Spain?

Rosemary

Lucky he didn't get the stuff in the wrong crack - though it would probably have improved your view!

Rosemary Aug 20th 2007 5:42 am

Re: Absolutely Looney
 

Originally Posted by leighbloke (Post 5212431)
Lucky he didn't get the stuff in the wrong crack - though it would probably have improved your view!

Definitely would have improved my view because he was backing down the bathroom when I saw him.

Rosemary

leighbloke Aug 20th 2007 6:19 am

Re: Absolutely Looney
 

Originally Posted by The Oddities (Post 5212608)
Definitely would have improved my view because he was backing down the bathroom when I saw him.

Rosemary

Too much information!!!!

Lionda Aug 20th 2007 6:32 am

Re: Absolutely Looney
 

Originally Posted by The Oddities (Post 5212608)
Definitely would have improved my view because he was backing down the bathroom when I saw him.

Rosemary


Oh don't......:rofl::rofl:

Rosemary Aug 20th 2007 6:39 am

Re: Absolutely Looney
 

Originally Posted by Lionda (Post 5212877)
Oh don't......:rofl::rofl:

Now you know why I was afraid to go to sleep.

Rosemary

Rosemary Aug 20th 2007 7:29 am

Re: Absolutely Looney
 

Originally Posted by The Oddities (Post 5210748)
You are all well aware of the fact that my OH is quite mad regarding things like driving 78 km each way for fish and chips but last night I became really worries.

We went to bed about 12.15 a.m. and at 12.50 he got up and told me that he was going to do some grouting so I should go to sleep. I gave him 10 mins to come back because I thought he was only going to the loo but he did not return.

There is no door on our bathroom yet and the sight that beheld me was OH crawling around on all fours in the nude grouting the bathroom floor tiles, definitely NOT a pretty sight. He said that it would be dry in the morning so a good time to do it.

So my question to you all is do I divorce him immediately and run like hell or do I find out how to get someone sectioned in Spain?

Rosemary

Come on Lynnxa, Montgomail you have seen me, we are talking about one sexy hunk of a guy here whats the matter with that woman of mine.

Graham.

Mitzyboy Aug 20th 2007 7:31 am

Re: Absolutely Looney
 

Originally Posted by The Oddities (Post 5213132)
Come on Lynnxa, Montgomail you have seen me, we are talking about one sexy hunk of a guy here whats the matter with that woman of mine.

Graham.


Please don't invite ridicule, we are outnumbered here and you will never win ;):)

Rosemary Aug 20th 2007 7:31 am

Re: Absolutely Looney
 

Originally Posted by Bigbhudda69 (Post 5210814)
Rosemary..are you mad !!! you have the perfect bathroom accessory, get him to stay in that position..towels over the waist area, toilet rolls on the shoulders, toothbrush in each ear, soap between the teeth, and the loo brush right up the ..........heyheyyyy..oh and don't forget the lower pull switch to turn the light off..!!!!!!!!..Nursey the oddities need your help..quick..:eek:

BB, if I can just get her to go for the strobe lighting effect I can really see the positive side of your suggestion.:sneaky:

Graham

Rosemary Aug 20th 2007 7:32 am

Re: Absolutely Looney
 

Originally Posted by Mitzyboy (Post 5213137)
Please don't invite ridicule, we are outnumbered here and you will never win ;):)

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
Graham

Rosemary Aug 20th 2007 8:01 am

Re: Absolutely Looney
 

Originally Posted by Mitzyboy (Post 5213137)
Please don't invite ridicule, we are outnumbered here and you will never win ;):)

He exists therefore ridicule is inevitable.

Rosemary

Mitzyboy Aug 20th 2007 9:18 am

Re: Absolutely Looney
 

Originally Posted by The Oddities (Post 5213281)
He exists therefore ridicule is inevitable.

Rosemary

Well I suppose if you scramble round on all fours completely naked in the middle of the night then you have to accept that some unkind people might make fun of you

Pam Sarky Aug 20th 2007 9:20 am

Re: Absolutely Looney
 

Originally Posted by The Oddities (Post 5212905)
Now you know why I was afraid to go to sleep.

Rosemary

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Rosemary Aug 20th 2007 9:24 am

Re: Absolutely Looney
 

Originally Posted by Mitzyboy (Post 5213624)
Well I suppose if you scramble round on all fours completely naked in the middle of the night then you have to accept that some unkind people might make fun of you

Trouble with women is that they always say that they want floor play and then complain when you give it to them - that is the right word isn't it?

Graham


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