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Absolutely Looney
You are all well aware of the fact that my OH is quite mad regarding things like driving 78 km each way for fish and chips but last night I became really worries.
We went to bed about 12.15 a.m. and at 12.50 he got up and told me that he was going to do some grouting so I should go to sleep. I gave him 10 mins to come back because I thought he was only going to the loo but he did not return. There is no door on our bathroom yet and the sight that beheld me was OH crawling around on all fours in the nude grouting the bathroom floor tiles, definitely NOT a pretty sight. He said that it would be dry in the morning so a good time to do it. So my question to you all is do I divorce him immediately and run like hell or do I find out how to get someone sectioned in Spain? Rosemary |
Re: Absolutely Looney
Originally Posted by The Oddities
(Post 5210748)
You are all well aware of the fact that my OH is quite mad regarding things like driving 78 km each way for fish and chips but last night I became really worries.
We went to bed about 12.15 a.m. and at 12.50 he got up and told me that he was going to do some grouting so I should go to sleep. I gave him 10 mins to come back because I thought he was only going to the loo but he did not return. There is no door on our bathroom yet and the sight that beheld me was OH crawling around on all fours in the nude grouting the bathroom floor tiles, definitely NOT a pretty sight. He said that it would be dry in the morning so a good time to do it. So my question to you all is do I divorce him immediately and run like hell or do I find out how to get someone sectioned in Spain? Rosemary |
Re: Absolutely Looney
Originally Posted by The Oddities
(Post 5210748)
You are all well aware of the fact that my OH is quite mad regarding things like driving 78 km each way for fish and chips but last night I became really worries.
We went to bed about 12.15 a.m. and at 12.50 he got up and told me that he was going to do some grouting so I should go to sleep. I gave him 10 mins to come back because I thought he was only going to the loo but he did not return. There is no door on our bathroom yet and the sight that beheld me was OH crawling around on all fours in the nude grouting the bathroom floor tiles, definitely NOT a pretty sight. He said that it would be dry in the morning so a good time to do it. So my question to you all is do I divorce him immediately and run like hell or do I find out how to get someone sectioned in Spain? Rosemary Some on here would say you have to be sectioned to be in Spain in the first place...that's how I qualified anyway....:eek: |
Re: Absolutely Looney
Hi ...well while I spend most of my time planning our move to France part of me would love to meet some of you in spain ...your posts have me :rofl::rofl::rofl:
Thanks Kate |
Re: Absolutely Looney
Originally Posted by Kate45
(Post 5210875)
Hi ...well while I spend most of my time planning our move to France part of me would love to meet some of you in spain ...your posts have me :rofl::rofl::rofl:
Thanks Kate |
Re: Absolutely Looney
Originally Posted by Bigbhudda69
(Post 5210898)
Hi Kate, may I say that you are a very brave little girl and also very intelligent, looking at your picture you can only be about Nine and already planning a move from Oz to La belle France, you obviously have not been sectioned yet...is that why you cant go to Spain...;) :D
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Re: Absolutely Looney
Originally Posted by Kate45
(Post 5210914)
lol...thats my 8 year old daughter......but perhaps I should be sectioned anyway just for considering moving 3 kids aged 8 13 and 14 to the other side of the world...would spain have us !!!
oop's sorry..I thought you seemed a bit mature...;) Spain loves kids...I am sure they would welcome you with open arms...good luck with your plans, hope it all goes well for you, please keep us up to date with all your news, there always seems to be someone on here who is prepared to listen and give advice where ever you are..does'nt have to be Spain..I expect you get lots of good advice from the French forum as well. Just realised, sorry Rosemary did not mean to hijack...zipped. |
Re: Absolutely Looney
Originally Posted by Bigbhudda69
(Post 5210941)
oop's sorry..I thought you seemed a bit mature...;)
Spain loves kids...I am sure they would welcome you with open arms...good luck with your plans, hope it all goes well for you, please keep us up to date with all your news, there always seems to be someone on here who is prepared to listen and give advice where ever you are..does'nt have to be Spain..I expect you get lots of good advice from the French forum as well. Just realised, sorry Rosemary did not mean to hijack...zipped. |
Re: Absolutely Looney
Originally Posted by The Oddities
(Post 5210748)
You are all well aware of the fact that my OH is quite mad regarding things like driving 78 km each way for fish and chips but last night I became really worries.
We went to bed about 12.15 a.m. and at 12.50 he got up and told me that he was going to do some grouting so I should go to sleep. I gave him 10 mins to come back because I thought he was only going to the loo but he did not return. There is no door on our bathroom yet and the sight that beheld me was OH crawling around on all fours in the nude grouting the bathroom floor tiles, definitely NOT a pretty sight. He said that it would be dry in the morning so a good time to do it. So my question to you all is do I divorce him immediately and run like hell or do I find out how to get someone sectioned in Spain? Rosemary Hi Rosemary, Graham seems pretty normal to me as Mal and I spend 90% of our time with no clothes:ohmy: on whilst doing all manner of DIY and house chores, I have however started wearing a pinny when cooking as I have had a few splash backs in sensitive places:eek: This is coming from a woman who in the past has got in the wrong car and then processed to talk to the driver for a good 3 -4 minutes scaring him S**tless. Parked my white Fiat Panda 750 in a car park and then spent ages trying to get into the back of a White Volvo Estate, oh my, may be not quite as normal as I thought;) |
Re: Absolutely Looney
Originally Posted by crispygirl
(Post 5211165)
Hi Rosemary, Graham seems pretty normal to me as Mal and I spend 90% of our time with no clothes:ohmy: on whilst doing all manner of DIY and house chores, I have however started wearing a pinny when cooking as I have had a few splash backs in sensitive places:eek: This is coming from a woman who in the past has got in the wrong car and then processed to talk to the driver for a good 3 -4 minutes scaring him S**tless. Parked my white Fiat Panda 750 in a car park and then spent ages trying to get into the back of a White Volvo Estate, oh my, may be not quite as normal as I thought;)
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Re: Absolutely Looney
Originally Posted by The Oddities
(Post 5210748)
There is no door on our bathroom yet and the sight that beheld me was OH crawling around on all fours in the nude grouting the bathroom floor tiles, definitely NOT a pretty sight. He said that it would be dry in the morning so a good time to do it.
Well it would be somewhere to park your bike. So he's spent another night on the tiles! I take it all back Rosemary, you are oddities after all |
Re: Absolutely Looney
Ohhhh Rosemary I've got this picture in my mind now which I can't get rid of :blink::rofl:
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Re: Absolutely Looney
Originally Posted by Bigbhudda69
(Post 5210814)
Rosemary..are you mad !!! you have the perfect bathroom accessory, get him to stay in that position..towels over the waist area, toilet rolls on the shoulders, toothbrush in each ear, soap between the teeth, and the loo brush right up the ..........heyheyyyy..oh and don't forget the lower pull switch to turn the light off..!!!!!!!!..Nursey the oddities need your help..quick..:eek:
Thank you so much for your post I have sat here crying with laughter and the best of it is he has not read any of this yet so will end up crying again later when he does. Karma for your wonderful imagination. Rosemary |
Re: Absolutely Looney
Originally Posted by Bigbhudda69
(Post 5210846)
Some on here would say you have to be sectioned to be in Spain in the first place...that's how I qualified anyway....:eek:
Rosemary |
Re: Absolutely Looney
Originally Posted by Lionda
(Post 5212041)
Ohhhh Rosemary I've got this picture in my mind now which I can't get rid of :blink::rofl:
Rosemary |
Re: Absolutely Looney
Originally Posted by Mitzyboy
(Post 5211652)
Well it would be somewhere to park your bike.
So he's spent another night on the tiles! I take it all back Rosemary, you are oddities after all Rosemary |
Re: Absolutely Looney
Originally Posted by The Oddities
(Post 5212195)
I am so tired today because after seeing the repulsive sight I was afraid to go to sleep in case of having nightmares but BB has given me a whole new hilarious picture so no nightmares tonight.
Rosemary |
Re: Absolutely Looney
Originally Posted by The Oddities
(Post 5210748)
You are all well aware of the fact that my OH is quite mad regarding things like driving 78 km each way for fish and chips but last night I became really worries.
We went to bed about 12.15 a.m. and at 12.50 he got up and told me that he was going to do some grouting so I should go to sleep. I gave him 10 mins to come back because I thought he was only going to the loo but he did not return. There is no door on our bathroom yet and the sight that beheld me was OH crawling around on all fours in the nude grouting the bathroom floor tiles, definitely NOT a pretty sight. He said that it would be dry in the morning so a good time to do it. So my question to you all is do I divorce him immediately and run like hell or do I find out how to get someone sectioned in Spain? Rosemary |
Re: Absolutely Looney
Originally Posted by leighbloke
(Post 5212431)
Lucky he didn't get the stuff in the wrong crack - though it would probably have improved your view!
Rosemary |
Re: Absolutely Looney
Originally Posted by The Oddities
(Post 5212608)
Definitely would have improved my view because he was backing down the bathroom when I saw him.
Rosemary |
Re: Absolutely Looney
Originally Posted by The Oddities
(Post 5212608)
Definitely would have improved my view because he was backing down the bathroom when I saw him.
Rosemary Oh don't......:rofl::rofl: |
Re: Absolutely Looney
Originally Posted by Lionda
(Post 5212877)
Oh don't......:rofl::rofl:
Rosemary |
Re: Absolutely Looney
Originally Posted by The Oddities
(Post 5210748)
You are all well aware of the fact that my OH is quite mad regarding things like driving 78 km each way for fish and chips but last night I became really worries.
We went to bed about 12.15 a.m. and at 12.50 he got up and told me that he was going to do some grouting so I should go to sleep. I gave him 10 mins to come back because I thought he was only going to the loo but he did not return. There is no door on our bathroom yet and the sight that beheld me was OH crawling around on all fours in the nude grouting the bathroom floor tiles, definitely NOT a pretty sight. He said that it would be dry in the morning so a good time to do it. So my question to you all is do I divorce him immediately and run like hell or do I find out how to get someone sectioned in Spain? Rosemary Graham. |
Re: Absolutely Looney
Originally Posted by The Oddities
(Post 5213132)
Come on Lynnxa, Montgomail you have seen me, we are talking about one sexy hunk of a guy here whats the matter with that woman of mine.
Graham. Please don't invite ridicule, we are outnumbered here and you will never win ;):) |
Re: Absolutely Looney
Originally Posted by Bigbhudda69
(Post 5210814)
Rosemary..are you mad !!! you have the perfect bathroom accessory, get him to stay in that position..towels over the waist area, toilet rolls on the shoulders, toothbrush in each ear, soap between the teeth, and the loo brush right up the ..........heyheyyyy..oh and don't forget the lower pull switch to turn the light off..!!!!!!!!..Nursey the oddities need your help..quick..:eek:
Graham |
Re: Absolutely Looney
Originally Posted by Mitzyboy
(Post 5213137)
Please don't invite ridicule, we are outnumbered here and you will never win ;):)
Graham |
Re: Absolutely Looney
Originally Posted by Mitzyboy
(Post 5213137)
Please don't invite ridicule, we are outnumbered here and you will never win ;):)
Rosemary |
Re: Absolutely Looney
Originally Posted by The Oddities
(Post 5213281)
He exists therefore ridicule is inevitable.
Rosemary |
Re: Absolutely Looney
Originally Posted by The Oddities
(Post 5212905)
Now you know why I was afraid to go to sleep.
Rosemary |
Re: Absolutely Looney
Originally Posted by Mitzyboy
(Post 5213624)
Well I suppose if you scramble round on all fours completely naked in the middle of the night then you have to accept that some unkind people might make fun of you
Graham |
Re: Absolutely Looney
Originally Posted by The Oddities
(Post 5213132)
Come on Lynnxa, Montgomail you have seen me, we are talking about one sexy hunk of a guy here whats the matter with that woman of mine.
Graham. |
Re: Absolutely Looney
[QUOTE=The Oddities;5212180]Love your ideas but think that I would be forced to use the loo in the dark......do not want him to get too excited with the light being turned on and off.
Thank you so much for your post I have sat here crying with laughter and the best of it is he has not read any of this yet so will end up crying again later when he does. Karma for your wonderful imagination. Rosemary..you could always get infra red remote control..that would work the strobes as well !!...;)..the very thought of you crying with laughter set me off this evening...all oddities together I think..thanks for the Karma, your thread really brightened up my day...:D [QUOTE=The Oddities;5212195]I am so tired today because after seeing the repulsive sight I was afraid to go to sleep in case of having nightmares but BB has given me a whole new hilarious picture so no nightmares tonight. No nightmares tonight but whatever you do ...don't think about painting the ceiling...:eek: :eek:..sleep tight...oh and turn that light off...:thumbsup: |
Re: Absolutely Looney
Originally Posted by The Oddities
(Post 5213140)
BB, if I can just get her to go for the strobe lighting effect I can really see the positive side of your suggestion.:sneaky:
Graham |
Re: Absolutely Looney
Originally Posted by The Oddities
(Post 5212209)
Now you understand why the family say we are odd etc. There have been so many incidents like this over the years that I could tell you about but we would not be welcome on BE if I did that.
Rosemary It must have been nearly as funny as watching H.G flailing about in the nude(please, bear in mind he is of ginger hue):ohmy: trying to get a mozzie he had heard buzzing n the bedroom. Not a pretty sight, how we have ANY passion left in our life is beyond me!!:rofl: |
Re: Absolutely Looney
Originally Posted by Bigbhudda69
(Post 5213841)
Git reminded me of when I was building a hen house naked in the middle of the night...
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Re: Absolutely Looney
Originally Posted by silverchick
(Post 5213858)
OH PLEEEEEEZE TEL US, YOU'VE HAD ME LAUGHING SO MUCH!!!
It must have been nearly as funny as watching H.G flailing about in the nude(please, bear in mind he is of ginger hue):ohmy: trying to get a mozzie he had heard buzzing n the bedroom. Not a pretty sight, how we have ANY passion left in our life is beyond me!!:rofl: |
Re: Absolutely Looney
Originally Posted by Mitzyboy
(Post 5213889)
Were there lots of little peckers about?
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Re: Absolutely Looney
Originally Posted by Bigbhudda69
(Post 5213916)
You must have plenty of passion left if HG can swot a mozzie with it ..:eek: I can't imagine what the mozzie thought but it terrifies me...
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Re: Absolutely Looney
Originally Posted by The Oddities
(Post 5213649)
Trouble with women is that they always say that they want floor play and then complain when you give it to them - that is the right word isn't it?
Graham |
Re: Absolutely Looney
Originally Posted by Bigbhudda69
(Post 5213916)
You must have plenty of passion left if HG can swot a mozzie with it ..:eek: I can't imagine what the mozzie thought but it terrifies me...
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