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Old Jul 9th 2009 | 9:07 pm
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Default 101 uses for a man.

Apparently there's been talk of man becoming redundant. However, as per this Times article, there are still lot's of uses for a man:

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/lif...cle6669807.ece

17 Helping to keep you fit and supple by generously leaving towels, socks and other items of personal attire dotted around the floor for you to pick up.

18 Supporting the luxury car market with the purchase, on his 50th birthday, of a meno-Porsche.

19 Patronising you at parties.

20 Being the Pope.
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Lots of posts here
 
Old Jul 12th 2009 | 9:00 am
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They can change lightbulbs - coz im not tall enough

They can reach the top shelf in the cupboard in the kitchen

ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm lol
 
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Originally Posted by Sam Greenfield
They can change lightbulbs - coz im not tall enough

They can reach the top shelf in the cupboard in the kitchen

ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm lol
I can do that when I stand on a chair!

Owt else?
 
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Originally Posted by DebsyW
I can do that when I stand on a chair!

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Ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm nope - dont even need em to get preggers do we - mind you that cuts a lot of the fun out dont it
 
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Originally Posted by Sam Greenfield
Ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm nope - dont even need em to get preggers do we - mind you that cuts a lot of the fun out dont it
.. jolts when reading my book you mean?
 
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Originally Posted by DebsyW
.. jolts when reading my book you mean?
Hahahahahahahaha well im glad i get more than a jolt - wouldnt be worth all the mess otherwise
 
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What do you northern birds know about men anyway ?????
 
Old Jul 12th 2009 | 9:53 am
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Originally Posted by jdr
What do you northern birds know about men anyway ?????
We like men jdr = thats why we have northern men - not like you southern softies
 
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Originally Posted by jdr
What do you northern birds know about men anyway ?????
didn`t know there were any men daarn sarf
 
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they get rid of spiders, mend and wash the car, mow the lawn and unscrew lids on jars

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Old Jul 12th 2009 | 10:26 am
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Originally Posted by jojojojojojojojojojojojo
they get rid of spiders, mend and wash the car, mow the lawn and unscrew lids on jars

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aye once we`ve loosened them!
 
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Originally Posted by DebsyW
aye once we`ve loosened them!

True, but you have to make em feel important once in a while

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Originally Posted by Sam Greenfield
We like men jdr = thats why we have northern men - not like you southern softies
Originally Posted by DebsyW
didn`t know there were any men daarn sarf
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Not had use for one in a while dont know why I will ever again LOL
 

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