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steviedeluxe Jul 9th 2009 9:07 pm

101 uses for a man.
 
Apparently there's been talk of man becoming redundant. However, as per this Times article, there are still lot's of uses for a man:

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/lif...cle6669807.ece


17 Helping to keep you fit and supple by generously leaving towels, socks and other items of personal attire dotted around the floor for you to pick up.

18 Supporting the luxury car market with the purchase, on his 50th birthday, of a meno-Porsche.

19 Patronising you at parties.

20 Being the Pope.
LOL!!!

DebsyW Jul 12th 2009 8:56 am

Re: 101 uses for a man.
 
Lots of posts here :rofl:

Sam Greenfield Jul 12th 2009 9:00 am

Re: 101 uses for a man.
 

Originally Posted by DebsyW (Post 7746604)
Lots of posts here :rofl:

They can change lightbulbs - coz im not tall enough

They can reach the top shelf in the cupboard in the kitchen

ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm lol

DebsyW Jul 12th 2009 9:07 am

Re: 101 uses for a man.
 

Originally Posted by Sam Greenfield (Post 7746612)
They can change lightbulbs - coz im not tall enough

They can reach the top shelf in the cupboard in the kitchen

ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm lol

I can do that when I stand on a chair!

Owt else? :huh:

Sam Greenfield Jul 12th 2009 9:08 am

Re: 101 uses for a man.
 

Originally Posted by DebsyW (Post 7746630)
I can do that when I stand on a chair!

Owt else? :huh:

Ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm nope - dont even need em to get preggers do we - mind you that cuts a lot of the fun out dont it :lol:

DebsyW Jul 12th 2009 9:15 am

Re: 101 uses for a man.
 

Originally Posted by Sam Greenfield (Post 7746633)
Ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm nope - dont even need em to get preggers do we - mind you that cuts a lot of the fun out dont it :lol:

.. jolts when reading my book you mean? :lol:

Sam Greenfield Jul 12th 2009 9:17 am

Re: 101 uses for a man.
 

Originally Posted by DebsyW (Post 7746649)
.. jolts when reading my book you mean? :lol:

Hahahahahahahaha well im glad i get more than a jolt - wouldnt be worth all the mess otherwise ;)

jdr Jul 12th 2009 9:49 am

Re: 101 uses for a man.
 
What do you northern birds know about men anyway ?????

Sam Greenfield Jul 12th 2009 9:53 am

Re: 101 uses for a man.
 

Originally Posted by jdr (Post 7746709)
What do you northern birds know about men anyway ?????

We like men jdr = thats why we have northern men - not like you southern softies :p :rofl:

DebsyW Jul 12th 2009 10:20 am

Re: 101 uses for a man.
 

Originally Posted by jdr (Post 7746709)
What do you northern birds know about men anyway ?????

didn`t know there were any men daarn sarf

jojojojojojojojojojojojo Jul 12th 2009 10:22 am

Re: 101 uses for a man.
 
they get rid of spiders, mend and wash the car, mow the lawn and unscrew lids on jars :)

Jo xx

DebsyW Jul 12th 2009 10:26 am

Re: 101 uses for a man.
 

Originally Posted by jojojojojojojojojojojojo (Post 7746753)
they get rid of spiders, mend and wash the car, mow the lawn and unscrew lids on jars :)

Jo xx

aye once we`ve loosened them!

jojojojojojojojojojojojo Jul 12th 2009 10:55 am

Re: 101 uses for a man.
 

Originally Posted by DebsyW (Post 7746763)
aye once we`ve loosened them!


True, but you have to make em feel important once in a while ;)

Jo xxx

jdr Jul 12th 2009 6:45 pm

Re: 101 uses for a man.
 

Originally Posted by Sam Greenfield (Post 7746714)
We like men jdr = thats why we have northern men - not like you southern softies :p :rofl:


Originally Posted by DebsyW (Post 7746749)
didn`t know there were any men daarn sarf

Even the northeners are coming down to learn our ways. ;-))



gallerie9 Jul 23rd 2009 7:27 pm

Re: 101 uses for a man.
 
Not had use for one in a while dont know why I will ever again LOL


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