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Forum: The Barbie
Mar 18th 2008, 4:57 pm
Replies: 7
Views: 2,481
Posted By burtreynoldsisonit

Re: Ban UK TV License - Petition

"Don't steal, the government hates competition!"

Hah hah! I enjoy witty bumperstickers. I also am fond of:

"Bad cop, no donut!"

You have to agree, the only bumpersticker that would be true...
Forum: The Barbie
Mar 14th 2008, 3:09 pm
Replies: 16
Views: 1,123
Posted By burtreynoldsisonit

Re: Sob....

Let's hear it for sign language!
Forum: The Barbie
Mar 14th 2008, 12:57 pm
Replies: 19
Views: 1,189
Posted By burtreynoldsisonit

Re: I have a friend who stutters

I was taught you have to give love to receive love. So I love myself constantly :wub:
Forum: The Barbie
Mar 14th 2008, 12:37 pm
Replies: 19
Views: 1,189
Posted By burtreynoldsisonit

Re: I have a friend who stutters

You there! I demand you play the spoons for me! Demand it!
Forum: The Barbie
Mar 14th 2008, 11:33 am
Replies: 23
Views: 961
Posted By burtreynoldsisonit

Re: my holes to small

You should have seen my ex! HEYOOOOOOOOOO! *Budump tishh!*
Forum: The Barbie
Mar 14th 2008, 11:29 am
Replies: 9
Views: 579
Posted By burtreynoldsisonit

Re: Cheesy film quotes

When pushed, killing becomes as easy as breathing. - RAMBO

Oh wait, I'm sorry, I thought this was the "Most awesomest qoutage from a cinematic adventure" thread.
Forum: The Barbie
Mar 14th 2008, 11:25 am
Replies: 19
Views: 1,189
Posted By burtreynoldsisonit

Re: I have a friend who stutters

I don't know if you know this, but people who stutter whilst talking, also do it when they write. That's a little Fun Fact. Put it in your mouth, chew it. It's delicious.
Forum: The Barbie
Mar 14th 2008, 11:05 am
Replies: 19
Views: 1,189
Posted By burtreynoldsisonit

Re: I have a friend who stutters

Why does the name"Edward Woodward" have 4 'd's in it? Because without them, his name would be Ewar Woowar!
Forum: The Barbie
Mar 14th 2008, 11:00 am
Replies: 19
Views: 1,189
Posted By burtreynoldsisonit

I have a friend who stutters

Some people think of it as a bad thing, I think of it like starting every sentence with a drumroll. That's not an impediment, that's suspense! What's he going to say, car.........or carnival?
Forum: The Barbie
Mar 10th 2008, 9:43 am
Replies: 3
Views: 1,106
Posted By burtreynoldsisonit

I keep a lighter in my back pocket all the time.

I'm not a smoker, I just really like certain songs.
Forum: The Barbie
Mar 10th 2008, 9:29 am
Replies: 5
Views: 441
Posted By burtreynoldsisonit

Re: I like the beach.

I also like to bury metal objects with "Get a life" written on them.
Forum: The Barbie
Mar 10th 2008, 9:25 am
Replies: 5
Views: 441
Posted By burtreynoldsisonit

I like the beach.

Sometimes I go early in the morning before anyone gets there. I put notes in bottles and I throw them into the water. When somebody picks up a bottle, I go up and stand behind them. Because when they...
Forum: The Barbie
Mar 10th 2008, 9:20 am
Replies: 23
Views: 2,081
Posted By burtreynoldsisonit

Re: Top five turn offs and ons.

I met a girl in a clothing store. She was amazing. She showed me to the dressing room and said "If you need anything, I'm Jill." I was like "Wow." I had never met anybody with a conditional identity...
Forum: The Barbie
Mar 10th 2008, 9:15 am
Replies: 5
Views: 481
Posted By burtreynoldsisonit

Re: Melbourne Musos

I used to busk. I didn't make a lot of money. Probably because I stayed in the suburbs. Not a lot of foot traffic.
Forum: The Barbie
Mar 10th 2008, 9:11 am
Replies: 4
Views: 464
Posted By burtreynoldsisonit

Re: An Analysis of the Pillow fight.

I like going to sports bars Steve. I'm not big into sports. I don't drink a lot either. I just like slapping five.
Forum: The Barbie
Mar 10th 2008, 9:07 am
Replies: 4
Views: 464
Posted By burtreynoldsisonit

An Analysis of the Pillow fight.

Man vs Woman = Fun
Man vs Man = Gay
Woman vs Woman = Awesome
Man vs Pillow = Crazy
Pillow vs Pillow = Crazy Awesome

Pillow vs Pillow is the only real Pillow fight. If they begin to fight, you...
Forum: The Barbie
Mar 10th 2008, 8:52 am
Replies: 0
Views: 282
Posted By burtreynoldsisonit

Waterfall.

A waterfall can also be a personfall if you're in the wrong spot.

waterfall + canoe = I don't go camping anymore.
Forum: The Barbie
Feb 28th 2008, 3:55 pm
Replies: 8
Views: 600
Posted By burtreynoldsisonit

Re: So I cooked an egg in the dishwasher....

correct. burtreynolds can cook anything in the dishwasher because he is always on it
Forum: The Barbie
Feb 28th 2008, 3:52 pm
Replies: 8
Views: 600
Posted By burtreynoldsisonit

Re: So I cooked an egg in the dishwasher....

sometimes life hands you lemons
Forum: The Barbie
Feb 28th 2008, 3:00 pm
Replies: 8
Views: 600
Posted By burtreynoldsisonit

So I cooked an egg in the dishwasher....

not tasty because it was overcooked :-(
Forum: The Barbie
Feb 22nd 2008, 2:15 pm
Replies: 41
Views: 1,564
Posted By burtreynoldsisonit

Re: So I was watching "Fight Club" and I started thinking...

I agree with you. Honestly, I really do. But let's do an experiment. Take somebody who doesn't like rap music. There are plenty of people who really dislike it. The popular opinion coming from people...
Forum: The Barbie
Feb 22nd 2008, 12:51 pm
Replies: 136
Views: 4,079
Posted By burtreynoldsisonit

Re: Theory of Evolution: Seriously??

:lol:

Explain the reasoning that we are biological computers. What makes us human would be emotion and what we're made of. The ability to develop new ideas and concepts. A computer is just a...
Forum: The Barbie
Feb 22nd 2008, 11:57 am
Replies: 41
Views: 1,564
Posted By burtreynoldsisonit

Re: So I was watching "Fight Club" and I started thinking...

To clear up any confusion, I'm talking about how we are influenced by the memes that we are exposed to and even more importantly, the memes we aren't exposed to. Not too many people know what memes...
Forum: The Barbie
Feb 22nd 2008, 10:02 am
Replies: 136
Views: 4,079
Posted By burtreynoldsisonit

Re: Theory of Evolution: Seriously??

It's raining jelly beans again :lol:
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