commander

i just assumed that LH was on the wind up with his comment..

MataHari

maybe he was...but there are actually men that believe it when a prosititute tells them that they love sex and babehhhh you are the best one I have ever had type of crap...

commander

they never told me that....

MataHari

maybe she had her mouth full...

commander

yea, my mates and i closed her down airtight

MataHari

well done...that's what they are for

The Dean

My whores always tell me 'you're not as good as Commander....'

commander

keep working at it, tis all in the technique, and yes, size bloody well does matter...

The Dean

Size? No problem.

Technique? Tricky - I can never remember which hole is which.........

littlejimmy

Any hole's a goal.