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Old Jun 7th 2007, 3:31 pm
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Originally Posted by MataHari
It worked anyway....
that's what i like to hear...

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Old Jun 7th 2007, 3:32 pm
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Originally Posted by MataHari
It worked anyway....
Would it have worked if I told you that???
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Old Jun 7th 2007, 3:41 pm
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Mr Star said to me "grab a load of this darling" and placed my hand on his you know what ...gulp
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Old Jun 7th 2007, 3:43 pm
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Originally Posted by Confucius
Would it have worked if I told you that???
we are way past the chat up stage...
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Originally Posted by twinkle-star
Mr Star said to me "grab a load of this darling" and placed my hand on his you know what ...gulp
and then you went on to marry him...??? hmmm...

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and then you went on to marry him...??? hmmm...

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Oh yes...you have to try before you buy!
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Old Jun 7th 2007, 3:56 pm
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Originally Posted by twinkle-star
Oh yes...you have to try before you buy!
lmao...good on you doll

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Oh yes...you have to try before you buy!
So you tried the horse before buying a share...Unlike BC...
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So you tried the horse before buying a share...Unlike BC...
Yeah but I found a horse i could ride
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Originally Posted by twinkle-star
Yeah but I found a horse i could ride
And he found a nice ass...
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And he found a nice ass...
I mean mare...
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Old Jun 8th 2007, 4:12 am
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Originally Posted by Confucius
So you tried the horse before buying a share...Unlike BC...
my horse will perform and out do all the others!
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Old Jun 8th 2007, 4:23 am
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my horse will perform and out do all the others!
First pic of BCs new horse ..
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Old Jun 8th 2007, 6:26 am
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First pic of BCs new horse ..
I will be getting a photo of Jaad soon so I will post it on here
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Old Jun 8th 2007, 8:31 pm
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I will be getting a photo of Jaad soon so I will post it on here
pls do
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