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The Worse chat up lines you have ever heard
here's 10p - now go ring your mother and tell her you won't be home for breakfast!!!! FFS! :rofl:
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Re: The Worse chat up lines you have ever heard
ohh the corniest was by a Lebo guy in Cyprus when I was about 17...touching my hair he said "your hair is like gold but more precious"
Barf...:eek: MM, xx |
Re: The Worse chat up lines you have ever heard
Originally Posted by Madam Medusa
(Post 4876075)
ohh the corniest was by a Lebo guy in Cyprus when I was about 17...touching my hair he said "your hair is like gold but more precious"
Barf...:eek: MM, xx |
Re: The Worse chat up lines you have ever heard
I am looking forward to the first time I will say I love you....
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Re: The Worse chat up lines you have ever heard
Originally Posted by Confucius
(Post 4876079)
Did you know that I was there in 1989???
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Re: The Worse chat up lines you have ever heard
Originally Posted by Confucius
(Post 4876079)
Did you know that I was there in 1989???
MM, xx |
Re: The Worse chat up lines you have ever heard
In a bar and a guy wispered in my ear "I would really like to **ck you"
I said "Well if you do and I find out about it, I will be very cross!":lol: |
Re: The Worse chat up lines you have ever heard
Originally Posted by Patsy Stoned
(Post 4876106)
In a bar and a guy wispered in my ear "I would really like to **ck you"
I said "Well if you do and I find out about it, I will be very cross!":lol: |
Re: The Worse chat up lines you have ever heard
Originally Posted by MataHari
(Post 4876088)
I am looking forward to the first time I will say I love you....
Originally Posted by Blue Cat
(Post 4876090)
now there's a surprise!!
Originally Posted by Madam Medusa
(Post 4876096)
no...and i'm now getting quite concerned...:o
MM, xx |
Re: The Worse chat up lines you have ever heard
Once I had been away in Tenerife for a hol, I came home and was out at the local nightspot showing off my tan when a guy came over and said I am sure I know you - I said yeah I am sure you don't! he was staying in the same hotel I was in in Tenerife the week before! small world!! :)
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Re: The Worse chat up lines you have ever heard
Originally Posted by Blue Cat
(Post 4876171)
Once I had been away in Tenerife for a hol, I came home and was out at the local nightspot showing off my tan when a guy came over and said I am sure I know you - I said yeah I am sure you don't! he was staying in the same hotel I was in in Tenerife the week before! small world!! :)
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Re: The Worse chat up lines you have ever heard
Originally Posted by Confucius
(Post 4876175)
I am Sure,I know you...
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Re: The Worse chat up lines you have ever heard
the one that made me laugh the most wasn't a chat up line...it was the follow up...
Irish guy: wanna come back to my place MM: err no thanks Irish guy: looks like it's another wank in the bidas tonite then (clearly he meant Bidet...but he was irish!) MM, xx |
Re: The Worse chat up lines you have ever heard
Originally Posted by Blue Cat
(Post 4876187)
yes I think you do, we met in 1989 in a small bar on the Greek Island of Zante, we had a holiday romance and it all fizzled out - but I remember you quite clearly - talk, dark and handsome! :lol:
" you have fine legs... .... (the girl will blush) then say... what time they open...." and if she is being rude to you by showing you the middle finger ...... and you have still some more guts left...then say... " oh right 1am... ill be there for the opening" lol |
Re: The Worse chat up lines you have ever heard
Originally Posted by momix
(Post 4876207)
here is another one...
" you have fine legs... .... (the girl will blush) then say... what time they open...." and if she is being rude to you by showing you the middle finger ...... and you have still some more guts left...then say... " oh right 1am... ill be there for the opening" lol |
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