The Worse chat up lines you have ever heard
Jun 5th 2007, 4:23 pm
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The Worse chat up lines you have ever heard
here's 10p - now go ring your mother and tell her you won't be home for breakfast!!!! FFS! 
Jun 5th 2007, 4:27 pm
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Re: The Worse chat up lines you have ever heard
ohh the corniest was by a Lebo guy in Cyprus when I was about 17...touching my hair he said "your hair is like gold but more precious"
Barf...
MM, xx
Barf...
MM, xx
Jun 5th 2007, 4:33 pm
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hmmmm...nice
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Re: The Worse chat up lines you have ever heard
I am looking forward to the first time I will say I love you....
Jun 5th 2007, 4:37 pm
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Re: The Worse chat up lines you have ever heard
In a bar and a guy wispered in my ear "I would really like to **ck you"
I said "Well if you do and I find out about it, I will be very cross!"
I said "Well if you do and I find out about it, I will be very cross!"
Jun 5th 2007, 4:43 pm
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Re: The Worse chat up lines you have ever heard
He must've been out of his mind...
Of course...She didn't expect it...
You have every right to be...
Of course...She didn't expect it...
You have every right to be...
Jun 5th 2007, 4:53 pm
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Re: The Worse chat up lines you have ever heard
Once I had been away in Tenerife for a hol, I came home and was out at the local nightspot showing off my tan when a guy came over and said I am sure I know you - I said yeah I am sure you don't! he was staying in the same hotel I was in in Tenerife the week before! small world!! 
Jun 5th 2007, 4:54 pm
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Re: The Worse chat up lines you have ever heard
Once I had been away in Tenerife for a hol, I came home and was out at the local nightspot showing off my tan when a guy came over and said I am sure I know you - I said yeah I am sure you don't! he was staying in the same hotel I was in in Tenerife the week before! small world!!
Jun 5th 2007, 4:57 pm
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Re: The Worse chat up lines you have ever heard
the one that made me laugh the most wasn't a chat up line...it was the follow up...
Irish guy: wanna come back to my place
MM: err no thanks
Irish guy: looks like it's another wank in the bidas tonite then
(clearly he meant Bidet...but he was irish!)
MM, xx
Irish guy: wanna come back to my place
MM: err no thanks
Irish guy: looks like it's another wank in the bidas tonite then
(clearly he meant Bidet...but he was irish!)
MM, xx
Jun 5th 2007, 4:58 pm
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Re: The Worse chat up lines you have ever heard
" you have fine legs... .... (the girl will blush) then say... what time they open...."
and if she is being rude to you by showing you the middle finger ...... and you have still some more guts left...then say... " oh right 1am... ill be there for the opening"
lol
Jun 5th 2007, 4:59 pm
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hmmmm...nice
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Re: The Worse chat up lines you have ever heard
here is another one...
" you have fine legs... .... (the girl will blush) then say... what time they open...."
and if she is being rude to you by showing you the middle finger ...... and you have still some more guts left...then say... " oh right 1am... ill be there for the opening"
lol
" you have fine legs... .... (the girl will blush) then say... what time they open...."
and if she is being rude to you by showing you the middle finger ...... and you have still some more guts left...then say... " oh right 1am... ill be there for the opening"
lol