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Old Jun 5th 2007, 4:23 pm
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here's 10p - now go ring your mother and tell her you won't be home for breakfast!!!! FFS!
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Old Jun 5th 2007, 4:27 pm
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ohh the corniest was by a Lebo guy in Cyprus when I was about 17...touching my hair he said "your hair is like gold but more precious"

Barf...

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ohh the corniest was by a Lebo guy in Cyprus when I was about 17...touching my hair he said "your hair is like gold but more precious"

Barf...

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Did you know that I was there in 1989???
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Old Jun 5th 2007, 4:33 pm
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I am looking forward to the first time I will say I love you....
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Did you know that I was there in 1989???
now there's a surprise!!
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Did you know that I was there in 1989???
no...and i'm now getting quite concerned...

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In a bar and a guy wispered in my ear "I would really like to **ck you"
I said "Well if you do and I find out about it, I will be very cross!"
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In a bar and a guy wispered in my ear "I would really like to **ck you"
I said "Well if you do and I find out about it, I will be very cross!"
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I am looking forward to the first time I will say I love you....
He must've been out of his mind...
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now there's a surprise!!
Of course...She didn't expect it...
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no...and i'm now getting quite concerned...

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You have every right to be...
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Once I had been away in Tenerife for a hol, I came home and was out at the local nightspot showing off my tan when a guy came over and said I am sure I know you - I said yeah I am sure you don't! he was staying in the same hotel I was in in Tenerife the week before! small world!!
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Once I had been away in Tenerife for a hol, I came home and was out at the local nightspot showing off my tan when a guy came over and said I am sure I know you - I said yeah I am sure you don't! he was staying in the same hotel I was in in Tenerife the week before! small world!!
I am Sure,I know you...
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I am Sure,I know you...
yes I think you do, we met in 1989 in a small bar on the Greek Island of Zante, we had a holiday romance and it all fizzled out - but I remember you quite clearly - talk, dark and handsome!
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the one that made me laugh the most wasn't a chat up line...it was the follow up...

Irish guy: wanna come back to my place
MM: err no thanks
Irish guy: looks like it's another wank in the bidas tonite then

(clearly he meant Bidet...but he was irish!)
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yes I think you do, we met in 1989 in a small bar on the Greek Island of Zante, we had a holiday romance and it all fizzled out - but I remember you quite clearly - talk, dark and handsome!
here is another one...

" you have fine legs... .... (the girl will blush) then say... what time they open...."
and if she is being rude to you by showing you the middle finger ...... and you have still some more guts left...then say... " oh right 1am... ill be there for the opening"


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Old Jun 5th 2007, 4:59 pm
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here is another one...

" you have fine legs... .... (the girl will blush) then say... what time they open...."
and if she is being rude to you by showing you the middle finger ...... and you have still some more guts left...then say... " oh right 1am... ill be there for the opening"


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The girl will blush after hearing the line you have fine legs...she is probably feeling embarrased for you
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