TGF- have you tried it?

Are you offering to tutor me???

I told you the best ones are those who pretend not to be but are. I'm sure she'll cut you a deal.

Welcome back to the bored, you old grump...

It would appear that the newer members are far more thin-skinned than previously....

And how are you doing, me old financial-savvy strumpet, you...

Well they haven't had to deal with you or Commander of late...

Strumpet? Oooh, the cheek of it *hoists bosom*

I can tell there has been little in the way of control over the latest additions to the Bored...

And how VERY dare you hoist your bosom in my general direction....

I'd also like to point out that you did not get huffy about the 'old' bit....

That's not what you normally say and I may be getting on a bit, but I look good for my age...

You are correct on both counts.. I have always said its a shame its only the radio your are on, me old bean-counting beauty....

anyone who PMs me asking for rates will be publicly outed- Bahtatboy you will get a slap my dear.

I would never be so underhand..

Can you just post your rates on here? Save the time of updating the websites...

If you have to ask, you can't afford me I'm afraid

Fair enuff..

Can you give us an idea of where your services rank on the VFM (Value For Money) scale?