Whose patter is the worst?
Nov 23rd 2011, 11:59 am
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Re: Whose patter is the worst?
Originally Posted by Scamp
Did you see what I did there...
Nov 23rd 2011, 4:13 pm
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Re: Whose patter is the worst?
that Seven Seas joker....
Nov 23rd 2011, 4:47 pm
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Re: Whose patter is the worst?
Originally Posted by Scamp
You bunch of f*****g c***s
Nov 24th 2011, 4:22 am
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Re: Whose patter is the worst?
Hmmmm....
The lack of worthy contenders to Scamp is quite deafening...
The lack of worthy contenders to Scamp is quite deafening...
Nov 24th 2011, 6:28 am
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Re: Whose patter is the worst?
Originally Posted by TGFKASE
Hmmmm....
The lack of worthy contenders to Scamp is quite deafening...
The lack of worthy contenders to Scamp is quite deafening...
Is it a weekend stay at the Burj Al Arab?
Is it a horseriding weekend for two in Oman?
Is it a 50inch LED TV?
Oooh I hope it's number three.
Nov 24th 2011, 7:06 am
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Re: Whose patter is the worst?
No, its a 10" pianist. We overheard you the over evening in the bar saying you wished you had one. It was a bit noisy in there, though.
Nov 24th 2011, 7:17 am
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Re: Whose patter is the worst?
Originally Posted by Scamp
So I win the prize?
Is it a weekend stay at the Burj Al Arab?
Is it a horseriding weekend for two in Oman?
Is it a 50inch LED TV?
Oooh I hope it's number three.
Is it a weekend stay at the Burj Al Arab?
Is it a horseriding weekend for two in Oman?
Is it a 50inch LED TV?
Oooh I hope it's number three.
There are so many more constructive things I could have done with the last 10 minutes of my life.....
Nov 24th 2011, 7:33 am
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Re: Whose patter is the worst?
Originally Posted by Bahtatboy
No, its a 10" pianist. We overheard you the over evening in the bar saying you wished you had one. It was a bit noisy in there, though.
I told her i had a 14 inch cock.
Nov 24th 2011, 7:56 am
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Re: Whose patter is the worst?
Originally Posted by Scamp
You must have misheard me...
I told her i had a 14 inch cock.
I told her i had a 14 inch cock.
Nov 24th 2011, 8:05 am
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Re: Whose patter is the worst?
Originally Posted by TGFKASE
Inviting her round for Thanksgiving, were you??
Nov 24th 2011, 8:07 am
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Re: Whose patter is the worst?
Originally Posted by Scamp
I don't recognise that as an event.
Nov 24th 2011, 8:12 am
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Re: Whose patter is the worst?
Originally Posted by TGFKASE
Thats what she said when she realised what you were actually talking about....
Nov 24th 2011, 8:16 am
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Re: Whose patter is the worst?
Originally Posted by Scamp
it wasn't an issue though, because of my sparkling conversation.
Nov 24th 2011, 8:16 am
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Re: Whose patter is the worst?
Originally Posted by TGFKASE
Nope, its a ghost writer to keep your blog going...
Scamp in the UK, Scamp in Dubai, fly on 7th April leaving a my world behind. This blog will evolve, develop and deliver the thoughts I think, sights I saw and feelings I feel. It might offend.
So what happened here, I don't see anything since April? Get updating
Nov 24th 2011, 8:21 am
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Re: Whose patter is the worst?
Originally Posted by weasel decentral
As an aside to patter,the above comment make me look up your blog...
Scamp in the UK, Scamp in Dubai, fly on 7th April leaving a my world behind. This blog will evolve, develop and deliver the thoughts I think, sights I saw and feelings I feel. It might offend.
So what happened here, I don't see anything since April? Get updating
Scamp in the UK, Scamp in Dubai, fly on 7th April leaving a my world behind. This blog will evolve, develop and deliver the thoughts I think, sights I saw and feelings I feel. It might offend.
So what happened here, I don't see anything since April? Get updating
Sad reflection on the life of Scamp in Dubai, I reckon...
