Whose patter is the worst?
Nov 24th 2011, 7:37 am
#31
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Re: Whose patter is the worst?
Struggling to understand why you feel the need to single myself out?
Are you bored? Lonely? had enough tickling your own bollocks? want to have a row with someone on the internet? wife left you? kids hate you?
It's tiresome. Go and get a stiff drink.
Wait, posting this at 12:36, you've probably had several by now.
Typical. Miserable. Old. British. Expat.
Have a good day.
Nov 24th 2011, 7:47 am
#32
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Re: Whose patter is the worst?
This suggests you have no money, Scamp 
Nov 24th 2011, 7:49 am
#33
Go on.. Pull my finger..
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Re: Whose patter is the worst?
unfortunately I just let it slip, didn't make myself write in it and haven't spared the time to do it since I got here.
Struggling to understand why you feel the need to single myself out?
Are you bored? Lonely? had enough tickling your own bollocks? want to have a row with someone on the internet? wife left you? kids hate you?
It's tiresome. Go and get a stiff drink.
Wait, posting this at 12:36, you've probably had several by now.
Typical. Miserable. Old. British. Expat.
Have a good day.
Struggling to understand why you feel the need to single myself out?
Are you bored? Lonely? had enough tickling your own bollocks? want to have a row with someone on the internet? wife left you? kids hate you?
It's tiresome. Go and get a stiff drink.
Wait, posting this at 12:36, you've probably had several by now.
Typical. Miserable. Old. British. Expat.
Have a good day.
I didn't single you out, Scamp, it would appear that your peers did. (0)
I am neither bored nor lonely(0, 0), I never have enough of having my bollocks tickled, preferably by a member of the opposite sex (0) and actually I left the wife and kids, not the other way about.(0,0)
Whilst it may be 5 o'clock somewhere, it isn't in my office so, whilst I would gladly join you, I fear I must decline.. (0)
Typical - No (0 pts); Miserable - I have my moments (1/2 pt); Old - depends on the woman I am feeling at the time (1/2 pt); British - By Birth, Scottish by the grace of God (1 pt); Expat - 10 years and counting, why else would I frequent an expats forum.. (1 pt)
3 out of a possible 12 marks - 25% - Must do better...
Nov 24th 2011, 7:50 am
#34
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Re: Whose patter is the worst?
can we all hug? come on boys feel the love
Nov 24th 2011, 7:53 am
#36
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Nov 24th 2011, 7:54 am
#37
Go on.. Pull my finger..
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Nov 24th 2011, 7:55 am
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Nov 24th 2011, 7:58 am
#39
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Nov 24th 2011, 7:58 am
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Re: Whose patter is the worst?
oh dear god the level has just plummeted... 
I'll leave you boys to flirt with each other
I'll leave you boys to flirt with each other
Nov 24th 2011, 8:02 am
#41
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Nov 24th 2011, 8:05 am
#42
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Re: Whose patter is the worst?
TGF- I can sense the sexual chemistry between you all
Nov 24th 2011, 8:07 am
#43
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Nov 24th 2011, 8:08 am
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Re: Whose patter is the worst?
maybe they are just getting their gimp outfits on...
Nov 24th 2011, 8:10 am
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