Who was your first?
Jan 31st 2018, 5:20 am
#31
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Re: Who was your first?
Julie Carless, on the stairs of the Red Lion Hotel in Coleshill. Got moved on by the night porter.
Classy me eh?
Classy me eh?
Jan 31st 2018, 5:55 am
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Re: Who was your first?
Farmers daughter in a haystack just prior to my 15th birthday, and she is still a looker
Jan 31st 2018, 6:36 am
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Jan 31st 2018, 6:48 am
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Re: Who was your first?
At a nursing college near Billericay, had to sneak in with the assistance of my gf -- was like something out of a Carry On film.
Jan 31st 2018, 8:47 am
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Re: Who was your first?
Had to wait till I was 25 to get the deed done
Best mate's throne room to be exact
I miss her...sometimes
Best mate's throne room to be exact
I miss her...sometimes
Jan 31st 2018, 8:52 am
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Jan 31st 2018, 9:18 am
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Re: Who was your first?
one cant go around asking family relatives these types of questions can they?
Hello Aunt Jessie,
So who was your first wank a shank?
Jan 31st 2018, 9:30 am
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Re: Who was your first?
There was a million and one quips on the tip of my tongue but I've decided to be truthful and answer your question. A combination of boredom and wanting to start a threat that could be entertaining to read.
And it probably didn't help that sometimes I forget what's normal when a group of err...boys of certain persuasions ... get together (explicitly detailed stories including the most minutiae details of various organs) perhaps doesn't pass muster with nice old ladies from the Wirral
apologies.
Jan 31st 2018, 11:04 am
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Re: Who was your first?
Matron has arrived...
There was a million and one quips on the tip of my tongue but I've decided to be truthful and answer your question. A combination of boredom and wanting to start a threat that could be entertaining to read.
And it probably didn't help that sometimes I forget what's normal when a group of err...boys of certain persuasions ... get together (explicitly detailed stories including the most minutiae details of various organs) perhaps doesn't pass muster with nice old ladies from the Wirral apologies.
There was a million and one quips on the tip of my tongue but I've decided to be truthful and answer your question. A combination of boredom and wanting to start a threat that could be entertaining to read.
And it probably didn't help that sometimes I forget what's normal when a group of err...boys of certain persuasions ... get together (explicitly detailed stories including the most minutiae details of various organs) perhaps doesn't pass muster with nice old ladies from the Wirral
apologies.
Jan 31st 2018, 12:08 pm
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Re: Who was your first?