What weren't you allowed?
Nov 19th 2013, 10:31 am
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Re: What weren't you allowed?
I was in that awkward age and he had never spent time around kids apart from littl'un's who he taught judo to or something weird.
Mum was nice enough to listen to me on that occasion, but life was always easier and happier when she was with someone so I was never too mean
Nov 20th 2013, 4:42 am
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Re: What weren't you allowed?
Then there was the time when my dad was away, I stayed at my girlfriend's and let my mate take his girlfriend back to mine. I would have got away with that except for the incredible amount of mess on the sheets and the fact that my moron mate hid them in the waldrobe.
Nov 20th 2013, 5:07 am
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Re: What weren't you allowed?
I took a one night stand home once - that was a bit awkward with Mr. Mills.
Then there was the time when my dad was away, I stayed at my girlfriend's and let my mate take his girlfriend back to mine. I would have got away with that except for the incredible amount of mess on the sheets and the fact that my moron mate hid them in the waldrobe.
Then there was the time when my dad was away, I stayed at my girlfriend's and let my mate take his girlfriend back to mine. I would have got away with that except for the incredible amount of mess on the sheets and the fact that my moron mate hid them in the waldrobe.
I got busted having a small gathering (not a party but about 10 of us) at Mum's when she was away.
The ONLY reason she got suspicious and hammered the confession out of me was that one of the girls left a hairbrush in my bathroom. Mum saw it and ran rings around me until I caved in.
I got in more trouble for lying for half a day than for having people over.
Nov 20th 2013, 7:19 am
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Re: What weren't you allowed?
My, my. How the other half lives.
In my house there was a deep-seated and unsaid understanding between the parents and their offsprings.
A. Never ever ever ever ever under any circumstances ever talk/joke/comment about anything of a sexual nature.
B. Never bring anyone to stay the night (in your room) unless there's a wedding ring on the finger. Both Mrs. Ethos and the brother in law were relegated to the spare rooms till after the wedding.
I once took a girl home when the folks were conveniently away on the other side of the globe. It didn't feel right. Couldn't get over it. It felt like sacrilege.
In my house there was a deep-seated and unsaid understanding between the parents and their offsprings.
A. Never ever ever ever ever under any circumstances ever talk/joke/comment about anything of a sexual nature.
B. Never bring anyone to stay the night (in your room) unless there's a wedding ring on the finger. Both Mrs. Ethos and the brother in law were relegated to the spare rooms till after the wedding.
I once took a girl home when the folks were conveniently away on the other side of the globe. It didn't feel right. Couldn't get over it. It felt like sacrilege.
Nov 20th 2013, 7:33 am
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Re: What weren't you allowed?
My, my. How the other half lives.
In my house there was a deep-seated and unsaid understanding between the parents and their offsprings.
A. Never ever ever ever ever under any circumstances ever talk/joke/comment about anything of a sexual nature.
B. Never bring anyone to stay the night (in your room) unless there's a wedding ring on the finger. Both Mrs. Ethos and the brother in law were relegated to the spare rooms till after the wedding.
I once took a girl home when the folks were conveniently away on the other side of the globe. It didn't feel right. Couldn't get over it. It felt like sacrilege.
In my house there was a deep-seated and unsaid understanding between the parents and their offsprings.
A. Never ever ever ever ever under any circumstances ever talk/joke/comment about anything of a sexual nature.
B. Never bring anyone to stay the night (in your room) unless there's a wedding ring on the finger. Both Mrs. Ethos and the brother in law were relegated to the spare rooms till after the wedding.
I once took a girl home when the folks were conveniently away on the other side of the globe. It didn't feel right. Couldn't get over it. It felt like sacrilege.
Nov 20th 2013, 7:40 am
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Re: What weren't you allowed?
Naw.
My parents are just old fashioned by today's standards.
I was always gobsmacked by how casual other families could be. Could be I was lucky never to have to worry about divorced parents having partners over and seeing them at breakfast when you're only 14 or 15, which is admittedly an awkward age regarding these matters.
My parents are just old fashioned by today's standards.
I was always gobsmacked by how casual other families could be. Could be I was lucky never to have to worry about divorced parents having partners over and seeing them at breakfast when you're only 14 or 15, which is admittedly an awkward age regarding these matters.
Nov 20th 2013, 7:44 am
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Re: What weren't you allowed?
My, my. How the other half lives.
In my house there was a deep-seated and unsaid understanding between the parents and their offsprings.
A. Never ever ever ever ever under any circumstances ever talk/joke/comment about anything of a sexual nature.
B. Never bring anyone to stay the night (in your room) unless there's a wedding ring on the finger. Both Mrs. Ethos and the brother in law were relegated to the spare rooms till after the wedding.
I once took a girl home when the folks were conveniently away on the other side of the globe. It didn't feel right. Couldn't get over it. It felt like sacrilege.
In my house there was a deep-seated and unsaid understanding between the parents and their offsprings.
A. Never ever ever ever ever under any circumstances ever talk/joke/comment about anything of a sexual nature.
B. Never bring anyone to stay the night (in your room) unless there's a wedding ring on the finger. Both Mrs. Ethos and the brother in law were relegated to the spare rooms till after the wedding.
I once took a girl home when the folks were conveniently away on the other side of the globe. It didn't feel right. Couldn't get over it. It felt like sacrilege.
Nov 20th 2013, 8:19 am
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Re: What weren't you allowed?
My, my. How the other half lives.
In my house there was a deep-seated and unsaid understanding between the parents and their offsprings.
A. Never ever ever ever ever under any circumstances ever talk/joke/comment about anything of a sexual nature.
B. Never bring anyone to stay the night (in your room) unless there's a wedding ring on the finger. Both Mrs. Ethos and the brother in law were relegated to the spare rooms till after the wedding.
I once took a girl home when the folks were conveniently away on the other side of the globe. It didn't feel right. Couldn't get over it. It felt like sacrilege.
In my house there was a deep-seated and unsaid understanding between the parents and their offsprings.
A. Never ever ever ever ever under any circumstances ever talk/joke/comment about anything of a sexual nature.
B. Never bring anyone to stay the night (in your room) unless there's a wedding ring on the finger. Both Mrs. Ethos and the brother in law were relegated to the spare rooms till after the wedding.
I once took a girl home when the folks were conveniently away on the other side of the globe. It didn't feel right. Couldn't get over it. It felt like sacrilege.
My parent's had s-e-x twice. Once for my sister, once for me. That's it. Then they split up.