What statement would you like to hear from a world leader?
Oct 22nd 2012, 4:29 am
#106
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Re: What statement would you like to hear from a world leader?
The Pope / Senior Rabbi / Imam / Caliph; "You know, that Dawkins chap and his mate Hitchins have a point."
Oct 25th 2012, 5:43 am
#107
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Re: What statement would you like to hear from a world leader?
From China:
We are going to bail out the Euro and USD. Your countries will have no debt. In return we will cease corrupt business processes and close counterfeit production factories. FTA with USA Euro Zone.
From the USA:
We are leaving the Middle East along with our military coalition partners, and will ban our citizens and companies from travelling and working there. We will have a FTA with China. We will stay the **** out of other nation's business.
From Britain:
We are going to the UN with a blank map of the Middle East. We will get all the ME leaders in one room, then WE WILL LEAVE the room. We are leaving the Middle East along with our military coalition partners, and will ban our citizens and companies from travelling and working there.
From the ME:
We will be locked in a ****ing room until we can agree who owns what oil and where our national boundaries are.
After that we are on our own.
From Africa:
We will distribute condoms freely, expel the christian and islamic religions from the continent and save the gorillas. We will invite Australian and NZ farmers to teach us how to grow crops and farm livestock effectively.
From Israel:
We are going to annex Palestine and replace the dome on the temple mount with a great big **** off cross. End of story.
From Palestine:
We admit we are not a nation, but just a bunch of terrorists. We will all move to Iran or Saudi Arabia.
From Iran:
We will get rid of the mad ayatollah and insane president. We will stop referring to ourselves as Arabs and embrace our Persian, not islamic, heritage.
From Maldives:
We will stop interference from Saudi, remove islam as the official religion and everyone who comes here can frolic naked at our resorts.
From Brazil:
We will stop clearing the forests. We will leave the jungle tribes alone. We will support our poorer neighbours.
From India:
We will stop saying "yes I understand" when we mean "we have no idea what we are supposed to do." We will cancel our plans to be the next superpower until Indians no longer need to shit in the street. We will ban the establishment of western call centres in our country.
From Pakistan:
We admit we have no idea what's going on. About anything.
From Russia:
Vodka?
We are going to bail out the Euro and USD. Your countries will have no debt. In return we will cease corrupt business processes and close counterfeit production factories. FTA with USA Euro Zone.
From the USA:
We are leaving the Middle East along with our military coalition partners, and will ban our citizens and companies from travelling and working there. We will have a FTA with China. We will stay the **** out of other nation's business.
From Britain:
We are going to the UN with a blank map of the Middle East. We will get all the ME leaders in one room, then WE WILL LEAVE the room. We are leaving the Middle East along with our military coalition partners, and will ban our citizens and companies from travelling and working there.
From the ME:
We will be locked in a ****ing room until we can agree who owns what oil and where our national boundaries are.
After that we are on our own.
From Africa:
We will distribute condoms freely, expel the christian and islamic religions from the continent and save the gorillas. We will invite Australian and NZ farmers to teach us how to grow crops and farm livestock effectively.
From Israel:
We are going to annex Palestine and replace the dome on the temple mount with a great big **** off cross. End of story.
From Palestine:
We admit we are not a nation, but just a bunch of terrorists. We will all move to Iran or Saudi Arabia.
From Iran:
We will get rid of the mad ayatollah and insane president. We will stop referring to ourselves as Arabs and embrace our Persian, not islamic, heritage.
From Maldives:
We will stop interference from Saudi, remove islam as the official religion and everyone who comes here can frolic naked at our resorts.
From Brazil:
We will stop clearing the forests. We will leave the jungle tribes alone. We will support our poorer neighbours.
From India:
We will stop saying "yes I understand" when we mean "we have no idea what we are supposed to do." We will cancel our plans to be the next superpower until Indians no longer need to shit in the street. We will ban the establishment of western call centres in our country.
From Pakistan:
We admit we have no idea what's going on. About anything.
From Russia:
Vodka?
Oct 25th 2012, 8:37 am
#109
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Joined: Apr 2007
Location: Doha, Qatar
Posts: 2,675
Re: What statement would you like to hear from a world leader?
From China:
We are going to bail out the Euro and USD. Your countries will have no debt. In return we will cease corrupt business processes and close counterfeit production factories. FTA with USA Euro Zone.
From the USA:
We are leaving the Middle East along with our military coalition partners, and will ban our citizens and companies from travelling and working there. We will have a FTA with China. We will stay the **** out of other nation's business.
From Britain:
We are going to the UN with a blank map of the Middle East. We will get all the ME leaders in one room, then WE WILL LEAVE the room. We are leaving the Middle East along with our military coalition partners, and will ban our citizens and companies from travelling and working there.
From the ME:
We will be locked in a ****ing room until we can agree who owns what oil and where our national boundaries are.
After that we are on our own.
From Africa:
We will distribute condoms freely, expel the christian and islamic religions from the continent and save the gorillas. We will invite Australian and NZ farmers to teach us how to grow crops and farm livestock effectively.
From Israel:
We are going to annex Palestine and replace the dome on the temple mount with a great big **** off cross. End of story.
From Palestine:
We admit we are not a nation, but just a bunch of terrorists. We will all move to Iran or Saudi Arabia.
From Iran:
We will get rid of the mad ayatollah and insane president. We will stop referring to ourselves as Arabs and embrace our Persian, not islamic, heritage.
From Maldives:
We will stop interference from Saudi, remove islam as the official religion and everyone who comes here can frolic naked at our resorts.
From Brazil:
We will stop clearing the forests. We will leave the jungle tribes alone. We will support our poorer neighbours.
From India:
We will stop saying "yes I understand" when we mean "we have no idea what we are supposed to do." We will cancel our plans to be the next superpower until Indians no longer need to shit in the street. We will ban the establishment of western call centres in our country.
From Pakistan:
We admit we have no idea what's going on. About anything.
From Russia:
Vodka?
We are going to bail out the Euro and USD. Your countries will have no debt. In return we will cease corrupt business processes and close counterfeit production factories. FTA with USA Euro Zone.
From the USA:
We are leaving the Middle East along with our military coalition partners, and will ban our citizens and companies from travelling and working there. We will have a FTA with China. We will stay the **** out of other nation's business.
From Britain:
We are going to the UN with a blank map of the Middle East. We will get all the ME leaders in one room, then WE WILL LEAVE the room. We are leaving the Middle East along with our military coalition partners, and will ban our citizens and companies from travelling and working there.
From the ME:
We will be locked in a ****ing room until we can agree who owns what oil and where our national boundaries are.
After that we are on our own.
From Africa:
We will distribute condoms freely, expel the christian and islamic religions from the continent and save the gorillas. We will invite Australian and NZ farmers to teach us how to grow crops and farm livestock effectively.
From Israel:
We are going to annex Palestine and replace the dome on the temple mount with a great big **** off cross. End of story.
From Palestine:
We admit we are not a nation, but just a bunch of terrorists. We will all move to Iran or Saudi Arabia.
From Iran:
We will get rid of the mad ayatollah and insane president. We will stop referring to ourselves as Arabs and embrace our Persian, not islamic, heritage.
From Maldives:
We will stop interference from Saudi, remove islam as the official religion and everyone who comes here can frolic naked at our resorts.
From Brazil:
We will stop clearing the forests. We will leave the jungle tribes alone. We will support our poorer neighbours.
From India:
We will stop saying "yes I understand" when we mean "we have no idea what we are supposed to do." We will cancel our plans to be the next superpower until Indians no longer need to shit in the street. We will ban the establishment of western call centres in our country.
From Pakistan:
We admit we have no idea what's going on. About anything.
From Russia:
Vodka?
NICE.
Oct 25th 2012, 10:59 am
#110
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Joined: Mar 2010
Location: Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine
Posts: 13,112
Re: What statement would you like to hear from a world leader?
From China:
We are going to bail out the Euro and USD. Your countries will have no debt. In return we will cease corrupt business processes and close counterfeit production factories. FTA with USA Euro Zone.
From the USA:
We are leaving the Middle East along with our military coalition partners, and will ban our citizens and companies from travelling and working there. We will have a FTA with China. We will stay the **** out of other nation's business.
From Britain:
We are going to the UN with a blank map of the Middle East. We will get all the ME leaders in one room, then WE WILL LEAVE the room. We are leaving the Middle East along with our military coalition partners, and will ban our citizens and companies from travelling and working there.
From the ME:
We will be locked in a ****ing room until we can agree who owns what oil and where our national boundaries are.
After that we are on our own.
From Africa:
We will distribute condoms freely, expel the christian and islamic religions from the continent and save the gorillas. We will invite Australian and NZ farmers to teach us how to grow crops and farm livestock effectively.
From Israel:
We are going to annex Palestine and replace the dome on the temple mount with a great big **** off cross. End of story.
From Palestine:
We admit we are not a nation, but just a bunch of terrorists. We will all move to Iran or Saudi Arabia.
From Iran:
We will get rid of the mad ayatollah and insane president. We will stop referring to ourselves as Arabs and embrace our Persian, not islamic, heritage.
From Maldives:
We will stop interference from Saudi, remove islam as the official religion and everyone who comes here can frolic naked at our resorts.
From Brazil:
We will stop clearing the forests. We will leave the jungle tribes alone. We will support our poorer neighbours.
From India:
We will stop saying "yes I understand" when we mean "we have no idea what we are supposed to do." We will cancel our plans to be the next superpower until Indians no longer need to shit in the street. We will ban the establishment of western call centres in our country.
From Pakistan:
We admit we have no idea what's going on. About anything.
From Russia:
Vodka?
We are going to bail out the Euro and USD. Your countries will have no debt. In return we will cease corrupt business processes and close counterfeit production factories. FTA with USA Euro Zone.
From the USA:
We are leaving the Middle East along with our military coalition partners, and will ban our citizens and companies from travelling and working there. We will have a FTA with China. We will stay the **** out of other nation's business.
From Britain:
We are going to the UN with a blank map of the Middle East. We will get all the ME leaders in one room, then WE WILL LEAVE the room. We are leaving the Middle East along with our military coalition partners, and will ban our citizens and companies from travelling and working there.
From the ME:
We will be locked in a ****ing room until we can agree who owns what oil and where our national boundaries are.
After that we are on our own.
From Africa:
We will distribute condoms freely, expel the christian and islamic religions from the continent and save the gorillas. We will invite Australian and NZ farmers to teach us how to grow crops and farm livestock effectively.
From Israel:
We are going to annex Palestine and replace the dome on the temple mount with a great big **** off cross. End of story.
From Palestine:
We admit we are not a nation, but just a bunch of terrorists. We will all move to Iran or Saudi Arabia.
From Iran:
We will get rid of the mad ayatollah and insane president. We will stop referring to ourselves as Arabs and embrace our Persian, not islamic, heritage.
From Maldives:
We will stop interference from Saudi, remove islam as the official religion and everyone who comes here can frolic naked at our resorts.
From Brazil:
We will stop clearing the forests. We will leave the jungle tribes alone. We will support our poorer neighbours.
From India:
We will stop saying "yes I understand" when we mean "we have no idea what we are supposed to do." We will cancel our plans to be the next superpower until Indians no longer need to shit in the street. We will ban the establishment of western call centres in our country.
From Pakistan:
We admit we have no idea what's going on. About anything.
From Russia:
Vodka?
